The Westfield Centre in Stratford would actually be quite pleasant if they would only

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11-03-2017, 12:04 PM
Burney

The Westfield Centre in Stratford would actually be quite pleasant if they would only

do more to keep the ghastly locals out of it.

Nothing spoils the whole cafe society ambience more than the possibility of being stabbed by a bunch of Somalian gutter rats, I find.
11-03-2017, 12:13 PM
Pat Vegas

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Originally Posted by Burney

do more to keep the ghastly locals out of it.

Nothing spoils the whole cafe society ambience more than the possibility of being stabbed by a bunch of Somalian gutter rats, I find.

:nod: it's just too busy.
They doubling the size of the other won.
11-03-2017, 12:16 PM
Burney

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Originally Posted by Pat Vegas

:nod: it's just too busy.
They doubling the size of the other won.

Well I am here on a Friday morning, which probably helps. Just guzzled a croque Madame and a restorative Bloody Mary. Now I’m off to see if the obsequious fellows in Hugo Boss have finished the alterations on my suit.
11-03-2017, 12:30 PM
redgunamo

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Originally Posted by Burney

do more to keep the ghastly locals out of it.

Nothing spoils the whole cafe society ambience more than the possibility of being stabbed by a bunch of Somalian gutter rats, I find.

Indeed. That's why they kicked them out of Jawhar and Mogadishu, I suppose :-\
11-03-2017, 12:34 PM
SWv2

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Originally Posted by redgunamo

Indeed. That's why they kicked them out of Jawhar and Mogadishu, I suppose :-\

I watched Black Hawk Down a few weeks back. Perhaps these chaps simply chose to leave as opposed to being "kicked out".

Didn't seem that nice a place to me.
11-03-2017, 12:37 PM
Sir C

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Originally Posted by Burney

do more to keep the ghastly locals out of it.

Nothing spoils the whole cafe society ambience more than the possibility of being stabbed by a bunch of Somalian gutter rats, I find.

I was pleased to find they had a champagne bar; however, a glance at the menu brought disappointment. A pitiful selection of poos by the glass. Had to drink Bolly, for God's sake.
11-03-2017, 12:42 PM
redgunamo

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Originally Posted by SWv2

I watched Black Hawk Down a few weeks back. Perhaps these chaps simply chose to leave as opposed to being "kicked out".

Didn't seem that nice a place to me.

I was trying to be funny, SW. Cafe society, as such, hasn't really taken off yet down there. It's not too bad a town, considering.
11-03-2017, 12:47 PM
SWv2

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Originally Posted by redgunamo

I was trying to be funny, SW. Cafe society, as such, hasn't really taken off yet down there. It's not too bad a town, considering.

I am unsure if cafe society as a concept is really made for the islands of Britain and Ireland.

You see the tourists here sat out, all suave and foreign, fúcking ball freezing, then a scanger comes up whacked off his trolley on spice or whatever requesting a "spare" cigarette or perhaps a few euro for a hostel.
11-03-2017, 12:47 PM
Pat Vegas

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Originally Posted by Sir C

I was pleased to find they had a champagne bar; however, a glance at the menu brought disappointment. A pitiful selection of poos by the glass. Had to drink Bolly, for God's sake.

I don't like their casino.
full of dodgy chinese fellas and dodgy looking russian fellas playing poker.
11-03-2017, 12:48 PM
Sir C

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Originally Posted by Pat Vegas

I don't like their casino.
full of dodgy chinese fellas and dodgy looking russian fellas playing poker.

A casino? Is black tie mandatory?
11-03-2017, 12:50 PM
Burney

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Originally Posted by Sir C

I was pleased to find they had a champagne bar; however, a glance at the menu brought disappointment. A pitiful selection of poos by the glass. Had to drink Bolly, for God's sake.

Oh, my dear chap, I’m so sorry. :-(

The chap in Boss was obsequious even by the standards of gentlemen’s outfitters, though. Every sentence began and ended with the word ‘sir’ and he even managed to slip the odd ‘sir’ in between. He also laughed far too much at my jokes (even I know I’m not not that funny).

I ended up wanting to slap him.
11-03-2017, 12:51 PM
Sir C

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Originally Posted by Burney

Oh, my dear chap, I’m so sorry. :-(

The chap in Boss was obsequious even by the standards of gentlemen’s outfitters, though. Every sentence began and ended with the word ‘sir’ and he even managed to slip the odd ‘sir’ in between. He also laughed far too much at my jokes (even I know I’m not not that funny).

I ended up wanting to slap him.

Did you get the 'inadvertent' cupping of the balls? That's my favourite bit.
11-03-2017, 12:51 PM
SWv2

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Originally Posted by Burney

Oh, my dear chap, I’m so sorry. :-(

The chap in Boss was obsequious even by the standards of gentlemen’s outfitters, though. Every sentence began and ended with the word ‘sir’ and he even managed to slip the odd ‘sir’ in between. He also laughed far too much at my jokes (even I know I’m not not that funny).

I ended up wanting to slap him.

Are you sure you had not stumbled into a Fast Show scene?
11-03-2017, 12:52 PM
Burney

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Originally Posted by Pat Vegas

I don't like their casino.
full of dodgy chinese fellas and dodgy looking russian fellas playing poker.

To be fair, f, that describes every casino i’ve Ever been into.
11-03-2017, 12:54 PM
Burney

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Originally Posted by Sir C

Did you get the 'inadvertent' cupping of the balls? That's my favourite bit.

As he pinned up my trousers, I found the way forehead brushed my thigh rather unsettling*, I must say.

* arousing
11-03-2017, 12:54 PM
redgunamo

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Originally Posted by SWv2

I am unsure if cafe society as a concept is really made for the islands of Britain and Ireland.

You see the tourists here sat out, all suave and foreign, fúcking ball freezing, then a scanger comes up whacked off his trolley on spice or whatever requesting a "spare" cigarette or perhaps a few euro for a hostel.

It's the same almost everywhere nowadays, I'm afraid.

Never understood why sipping a dram of decent whisky inside in the warm is considered less "cool" than swilling coffee outside in the cold :shrug:
11-03-2017, 12:56 PM
Rich

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Originally Posted by Burney

Oh, my dear chap, I’m so sorry. :-(

The chap in Boss was obsequious even by the standards of gentlemen’s outfitters, though. Every sentence began and ended with the word ‘sir’ and he even managed to slip the odd ‘sir’ in between. He also laughed far too much at my jokes (even I know I’m not not that funny).

I ended up wanting to slap him.

I was speaking to the chap that does measuring in M&S there. I tried on suits of two different colours and he told me each time that the colour really bought out the blue in my eyes well. This led me to believe that he may just be trying to make me buy the suit.
11-03-2017, 12:57 PM
Viva Prat Vegas

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Originally Posted by Burney

As he pinned up my trousers, I found the way forehead brushed my thigh rather unsettling*, I must say.
* arousing

It was Mr Humphries no ?
You will make Herbert jealous
11-03-2017, 12:58 PM
Viva Prat Vegas

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Originally Posted by Rich

I was speaking to the chap that does measuring in M&S there. I tried on suits of two different colours and he told me each time that the colour really bought out the blue in my eyes well. This led me to believe that he may just be trying to make me buy the suit.

:hehe:

Perhaps you have Bowie eyes
11-03-2017, 12:58 PM
Pat Vegas

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Originally Posted by Burney

To be fair, f, that describes every casino i’ve Ever been into.

They never payout either.

I've passed my gambling phase.
11-03-2017, 01:11 PM
Ash

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Originally Posted by Burney

As he pinned up my trousers, I found the way forehead brushed my thigh rather unsettling*, I must say.

* arousing

Did he touch your knee? That seems to be the standard unit of sexual abuse at the moment.
11-03-2017, 01:17 PM
Sir C

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Originally Posted by Rich

I was speaking to the chap that does measuring in M&S there. I tried on suits of two different colours and he told me each time that the colour really bought out the blue in my eyes well. This led me to believe that he may just be trying to make me buy the suit.

Why was a man measuring you in M&S? Surely their polyester and nylon mix clothing comes in small, medium or large only?
11-03-2017, 01:18 PM
Viva Prat Vegas

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Why was a man measuring you in M&S? Surely their polyester and nylon mix clothing comes in small, medium or large only?

The police have been looking for that Serial Inside Leg measurer for ages.
11-03-2017, 01:55 PM
Rich

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Originally Posted by Sir C

Why was a man measuring you in M&S? Surely their polyester and nylon mix clothing comes in small, medium or large only?

I find their (cotton) suits to be quite agreeable for work use, tbh. And the man in there is lovely - he even told me how great I smelt and asked what my fragrance was. Wd M&S.
11-03-2017, 01:58 PM
Viva Prat Vegas

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Originally Posted by Rich

I find their (cotton) suits to be quite agreeable for work use, tbh. And the man in there is lovely - he even told me how great I smelt and asked what my fragrance was. Wd M&S.

The amount of **** salesmen have to say to shift suits
:hehe:
11-03-2017, 02:03 PM
SWv2

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Originally Posted by Rich

I find their (cotton) suits to be quite agreeable for work use, tbh. And the man in there is lovely - he even told me how great I smelt and asked what my fragrance was. Wd M&S.

The colour of your eyes, your fragrance ... I suggest this lad wanted to fist you, not convince you to buy a cheap suit.

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