Why immediately after won has taken a dump

after a few mins i then need to pee

Even if you peed before or during your shnit.

:toilet:

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Originally Posted by Pat Vegas

after a few mins i then need to pee

Even if you peed before or during your shnit.

:toilet:

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I know this. An Indian Holy Man told me once. (Yes, really.)

After you've shíte you must remain in position until a stream of urine is passed. This signifies that the poopsession is finished.

This dung finishing urine stream is also useful if you have conjuctivtus; collect the mid-stream urine only (not the start or the finish) and bathe the eyes with it.

He also taught me to make a mashed potato poultice for piles.

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Originally Posted by Sir C

I know this. An Indian Holy Man told me once. (Yes, really.)

After you've shíte you must remain in position until a stream of urine is passed. This signifies that the poopsession is finished.

This dung finishing urine stream is also useful if you have conjuctivtus; collect the mid-stream urine only (not the start or the finish) and bathe the eyes with it.

He also taught me to make a mashed potato poultice for piles.

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excellent. I will keep this in mind. Sometimes you are not quite sure what's left I will wait for the pee.

I no longer have any arse problems :cloud9:

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Originally Posted by Pat Vegas

excellent. I will keep this in mind. Sometimes you are not quite sure what's left I will wait for the pee.

I no longer have any arse problems :cloud9:

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Your árse issues are in temporary remission only, f. Trust me in this. One day your grapes with return. :-(

I should point out that this practitioner of the ancient ayurvedic arts once prescribed a chap a diet of peanuts for some ailment or other, and after 3 days he died of a mild nut allergy.