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(Sorry about the vest. There's never a good reason for dressing like a ****, but I’d just been at the leisure centre with the kids.)
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Attachment 671
(Sorry about the vest. There's never a good reason for dressing like a ****, but I’d just been at the leisure centre with the kids.)
That bouffant must take some blow-drying m. Your commitment to channelling Barry Manilow's hairdo is commendable.Quote:
Originally Posted by Monty92
why is he staring vacantly into the distance?Quote:
Originally Posted by Monty92
Don't worry about dressing like a ****, fits in with your personality :thumbup:
It does tend to turn into a bit of a Jew-fro after swimming :-(Quote:
Originally Posted by Sir C
Though I would still argue that I have less offensive hair than Mesut.
Well, I think he looks very nice. After all, there's a little of Barry Manilow in us all, is there not.Quote:
Originally Posted by Sir C
wd, M, imo.
He's thinking "Mohammed Wept! This is the last straw. This club has such cretinous scum for fans I must leave it immediately."Quote:
Originally Posted by Pokster
Didn't mention I was a Gooner. Just told him I lived a few doors down and that he should pop round if he ever needs to borrow some sugar or a power tool.*Quote:
Originally Posted by Ash
*Didn't really do this
What did you say to get him to agree to posing thusly? Didn't you feel awfully guilty about bothering him?Quote:
Originally Posted by Monty92
I was standing outside a theatre having a fag at the interval recently when I noticed Charles Dance lighting up next to me; immediately realising that he had noticed me notice him, I looked away so as not to intrude on his smoke. Finishing my fag, I turned to enter the foyer and he gave me a warm smile as if to say, 'thank you'. The point of this anecdote is to let you know that Charles Dance is my best mate.
Are you 12 years old?Quote:
Originally Posted by Monty92
He was walking along the street with his missus, a few metres from his house. I drove past with the kids, swung the car over and jumped out. Approached him from behind and asked in my most polite non obsessive fan-boy voice if it would be possible to get a very quick picture.Quote:
Originally Posted by Sir C
He looked briefly as if he might tell me to fúck off but then agreed. I asked if he was staying and he said "we'll see", laughed and sent me on my way with a cheerful wave.
It was a good-natured interaction.
I'd kill my first-born for 3 minutes alone with his missus :-(
The only time I've seen a beard like that on a 12 year old was a Syrian refugee. :nod:Quote:
Originally Posted by SWv2
Christ. People talk of £200,000 a week as a lot of money, but imagine being unable to walk down the street with your woman without grown men stopping their cars to bother you :-(Quote:
Originally Posted by Monty92
I know it is incredibly childish but I did giggle when I read "approached him from behind" ;)Quote:
Originally Posted by Monty92
Anyway.....I notice you have a beard
Yeah....it would be pure hell. No wonder so few young men want to become top flight footballers.Quote:
Originally Posted by Sir C
Cescy eyesQuote:
Originally Posted by Monty92
I know, I tend not to bother famous types for this very reason, but was under certain obligations to get a photo on this occasion. I'll certainly leave him alone should I see him again.Quote:
Originally Posted by Sir C
How was his English, would you say, in your brief experience? Halting? Comfortable? My point is, has the lazy swine learnt the language? :sanchez:Quote:
Originally Posted by Monty92
That's what the £200,000 is for, I think. Nobody minds it then.Quote:
Originally Posted by Sir C
I think the Hebrew heemasex should be throroughly ashamed of himself but I have no doubt this enforced image of bonhomie was shared on various social media platforms.Quote:
Originally Posted by Sir C
The bloke is out for a walk, maybe going for a few afternoon liveners, and gets accosted by a bloke in a vest.
The straight line brushed chest hair concerns meQuote:
Originally Posted by SWv2
ooh I say M, had no idea you look like Andy Garcia :swoon:Quote:
Originally Posted by Monty92
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Originally Posted by Monty92
Are you Photoshopping for added attention seeking?
:-) Excellent monty. and I'm not even taking the piss.Quote:
Originally Posted by Monty92
I do find the pulling over and chasing after him thing a bit weird, to be honest.Quote:
Originally Posted by Pat Vegas
Anyway, I spoke to Sir Geoffrey Boycott on Saturday, so this is frankly a bit meaningless.
Did he put you right? About your life and everything...Quote:
Originally Posted by Burney
What did you say?Quote:
Originally Posted by Burney
He said "Excuse me" as he was rushing to get to his commentary and pushed past me. I blurted out "Sir Geoffrey!" like a mong and he laughed and said "I'm not holding me breath, lad!"Quote:
Originally Posted by Luis Anaconda
Banter. :nod:
:hehe: niceQuote:
Originally Posted by Burney
That's terrific!Quote:
Originally Posted by Burney
To be addressed at the age of 44 as 'lad' is fairly pleasing also.Quote:
Originally Posted by redgunamo
This is acceptable on one condition. He asked you for the picture. (I'm assuming you're the bloke on the right as we look).Quote:
Originally Posted by Monty92
Ignore my previous comment (you probably did anyway). You're clearly an utter deviant Why would you go and ask a stranger for a selfie?Quote:
Originally Posted by Monty92
He's probably worried that you'll break in for 3 minutes alone with him.
Very Tom Selleck 70's retro look there m. Did you opt to leave the medallion in the Capri ?Quote:
Originally Posted by Monty92