The Donster really has lost the plot and gone lilly livered

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Originally Posted by Sir C

Yes, but you don't get Swissers slaugfhtering each other willy-nilly, do you? Much as such a circumstance might be deemed desirable.

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Apparently, you do. Just not with guns.

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Originally Posted by redgunamo

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Damn straight red. At least me and you get it eh!

Between us mate I think that even the tough talkers on here are a little bit anti-gun*, pro-choice faggot

*pronounced ant-eye-gun

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Originally Posted by Sir C

Yes, but you don't get Swissers slaugfhtering each other willy-nilly, do you? Much as such a circumstance might be deemed desirable.

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Which is odd as spending any time with Swissers will bring out homicidal thoughts in even the most laidback person. We had our Swiss representative in last week (he's English-Italian though, so relatively normal). He was telling us the the Swiss mangling of German and French is so bad that the French-speaking Swiss and the German-speaking Swiss can only converse in English, as they learn the "proper" versions of their non-natural tongue. I found this amusing

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Originally Posted by Luis Anaconda

Which is odd as spending any time with Swissers will bring out homicidal thoughts in even the most laidback person. We had our Swiss representative in last week (he's English-Italian though, so relatively normal). He was telling us the the Swiss mangling of German and French is so bad that the French-speaking Swiss and the German-speaking Swiss can only converse in English, as they learn the "proper" versions of their non-natural tongue. I found this amusing

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That's all true, I'm afraid. But then, yer Germanic is terribly fussy about his tongue. Which is fair enough, I suppose.

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Originally Posted by Luis Anaconda

Which is odd as spending any time with Swissers will bring out homicidal thoughts in even the most laidback person. We had our Swiss representative in last week (he's English-Italian though, so relatively normal). He was telling us the the Swiss mangling of German and French is so bad that the French-speaking Swiss and the German-speaking Swiss can only converse in English, as they learn the "proper" versions of their non-natural tongue. I found this amusing

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I know a rather charming Swiss couple who live in France; the is a lawyer and he some sort of finance boffin, so they're clearly educated. Neither of them speaks any English or German and their French is fúcking bizarre. I find this puzzling.

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Originally Posted by redgunamo

That's all true, I'm afraid. But then, yer Germanic is terribly fussy about his tongue. Which is fair enough, I suppose.

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and then there is Bavarian ...

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Originally Posted by redgunamo

Apparently, you do. Just not with guns.

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Shame this smug little **** made it out alive

https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/...da-gun-control

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Originally Posted by Monty92

Shame this smug little **** made it out alive

https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/...da-gun-control

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Same for the schoolkid as well, imo.

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Originally Posted by Sir C

The confusing thing is that they're always aspiring footballers. One doesn't associate Somalis with a great football culture, does one. Actually what does one associate with Somalis? Piracy and being the end of the shítty bit of east Africa, I suppose.

I wonder if they have that odd bread, like Ethiopians.

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Running. Like thon Farah chap. And khat. And an abiding fondness for Toyota Hiluxes with those charming mounts for a .50 cal machine gun in the back. Tell me, do the dealers offer those as part of a standard package or is it a customising job?

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Originally Posted by Burney

Running. Like thon Farah chap. And khat. And an abiding fondness for Toyota Hiluxes with those charming mounts for a .50 cal machine gun in the back. Tell me, do the dealers offer those as part of a standard package or is it a customising job?

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It's an accessory pack. You can order a Protection Pack, a Comfort Pack, a Parking Pack and a 50 Cal Pack :nod: