Everton are playing in Tanzania :yikes:

What is potato-brained Wayne going to make of Tanzanian culture :hehe:

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Originally Posted by Sir C

What is potato-brained Wayne going to make of Tanzanian culture :hehe:

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I doubt he'll see much outside the airport, his five-star hotel and the football stadium, tbh.

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Originally Posted by Burney

I doubt he'll see much outside the airport, his five-star hotel and the football stadium, tbh.

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But that's exactly what I mean. The airport at Dar is a corrugated iron shed, and I was once asked very politely to move seats at dinner in the 5 star hotel because a crack had appeared in the floor, from which was pouring a river of human sewage :hehe:

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Originally Posted by Sir C

But that's exactly what I mean. The airport at Dar is a corrugated iron shed, and I was once asked very politely to move seats at dinner in the 5 star hotel because a crack had appeared in the floor, from which was pouring a river of human sewage :hehe:

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Croxteth is hardly Beverley Hills, to be fair. He'll be fine.

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Originally Posted by Sir C

But that's exactly what I mean. The airport at Dar is a corrugated iron shed, and I was once asked very politely to move seats at dinner in the 5 star hotel because a crack had appeared in the floor, from which was pouring a river of human sewage :hehe:

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LOL! And there was you thinking the wife had farted, eh?

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Originally Posted by redgunamo

Croxteth is hardly Beverley Hills, to be fair. He'll be fine.

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I'd rather a lifetime in Dar than 30 minutes in Croxteth; it's the difference that will freak him out.

With any luck the **** will contract bilharzia.

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Originally Posted by Sir C

What is potato-brained Wayne going to make of Tanzanian culture :hehe:

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I won't be visiting the BiL until he has been through quarantine

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Originally Posted by Burney

LOL! And there was you thinking the wife had farted, eh?

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:hehe: We were sitting by the pool under a beautiful, starlit African sky, considering the adventures our morning flight into the bush would take us to. Happy as wossnames. I couldn't understand why this poor chap was hustling us away until eventually, in despair, he turned to the offending shítstream and sort of shrugged :whaddyagoonado:

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Originally Posted by Sir C

I'd rather a lifetime in Dar than 30 minutes in Croxteth; it's the difference that will freak him out.

With any luck the **** will contract bilharzia.

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Nematodes. They cause Bilharzia. They go into little water snails and then come out again and lurgy people.

I remember once editing a friend's dissertation on the subject. That's all I remember of it. That and some pictures of glum-looking Africans.

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Originally Posted by PSRB

I won't be visiting the BiL until he has been through quarantine

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It's one of the most magical countries on earth, p, and the people are a pure delight. (Except on Zanzibar where 75% of them are raving Alans.)

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Originally Posted by Burney

Nematodes. They cause Bilharzia. They go into little water snails and then come out again and lurgy people.

I remember once editing a friend's dissertation on the subject. That's all I remember of it. That and some pictures of glum-looking Africans.

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I once heard a septic ask a guide if he could leap off the boat into the Zambezi for a swim. He was cautioned against it. "Bilharzia?" asked the intrepid explorer. "Crocodiles", replied the lugubrious local, rolling his eyes... (This was the same septic who asked where hippos lay their eggs.)

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Originally Posted by Sir C

I'd rather a lifetime in Dar than 30 minutes in Croxteth; it's the difference that will freak him out.

With any luck the **** will contract bilharzia.

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Yes, certainly rather him than me.

That banner though...thanks for the memories Wazza

Jesus Christ that made me cringe looooool