So, now that the DUP deal's been signed. Should be fun finding out what kind of loons

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06-26-2017, 11:09 AM
Burney

So, now that the DUP deal's been signed. Should be fun finding out what kind of loons

we're dealing with here. :hehe:
06-26-2017, 11:15 AM
Mo Britain less Europe

All you have to do, which is what I did, is read their manifesto. Far less loony than many of the loonies in the major parties on the mainland.
06-26-2017, 11:19 AM
Burney

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Originally Posted by Mo Britain less Europe

All you have to do, which is what I did, is read their manifesto. Far less loony than many of the loonies in the major parties on the mainland.

It's not so much their policies that worry me as the nature of the individuals.
06-26-2017, 11:24 AM
Sir C

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Originally Posted by Burney

It's not so much their policies that worry me as the nature of the individuals.

It would be amusing if, with their encouragement, May went full-on Presbytarian on our arses.

No shops or places of entertainment open on Sundays.
Poofterism outlawed entirely.
A vigilante temperance movement going round dashing drinks from peoples' hands.

Actually it might be the basis of bringing some decency back to society.
06-26-2017, 11:27 AM
Burney

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Originally Posted by Sir C

It would be amusing if, with their encouragement, May went full-on Presbytarian on our arses.

No shops or places of entertainment open on Sundays.
Poofterism outlawed entirely.
A vigilante temperance movement going round dashing drinks from peoples' hands.

Actually it might be the basis of bringing some decency back to society.

Women made to dress modestly? Lewd music and images banned? Adultery outlawed and made punishable by death?

:-\

Mind you, they do want to scrap the Licence Fee, so swings and roundabouts.
06-26-2017, 11:28 AM
Sir C

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Originally Posted by Burney

Women made to dress modestly? Lewd music and images banned? Adultery outlawed and made punishable by death?

:-\

Mind you, they do want to scrap the Licence Fee, so swings and roundabouts.

Well, if you can't beat 'em...
06-26-2017, 11:30 AM
Mo Britain less Europe

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Originally Posted by Burney

Women made to dress modestly? Lewd music and images banned? Adultery outlawed and made punishable by death?

:-\

Mind you, they do want to scrap the Licence Fee, so swings and roundabouts.

Coming from Presbyterians that would be totally unacceptable. Now if Muslims were to propose it.....
06-26-2017, 11:33 AM
Burney

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Originally Posted by Sir C

Well, if you can't beat 'em...

Yes. Mind you, I wonder how us left-footers would fare in such a state. Will we have to start hiding priests again? :rolleyes:
06-26-2017, 11:35 AM
Sir C

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Originally Posted by Burney

Yes. Mind you, I wonder how us left-footers would fare in such a state. Will we have to start hiding priests again? :rolleyes:

I'm afraid that given the revelations of the past couple of decades I am disinclined to think too closely about priestholes :-(
06-26-2017, 11:39 AM
IUFG

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Originally Posted by Burney

we're dealing with here. :hehe:

I take it this '£1bn for Northern Ireland' is coming from the same hole Labour would have used to fund their hairbrained policies?
06-26-2017, 11:56 AM
Peter

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Originally Posted by Burney

we're dealing with here. :hehe:

50 million quid for mental health? Woefully inadequate I fear :)
06-26-2017, 12:10 PM
Luis Anaconda

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Originally Posted by Peter

50 million quid for mental health? Woefully inadequate I fear :)

I miss Curly
06-26-2017, 12:28 PM
Sir C

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Originally Posted by IUFG

I take it this '£1bn for Northern Ireland' is coming from the same hole Labour would have used to fund their hairbrained policies?

There must be a security fund for use in time of national emergency, surely?

Keeping Corbyn away from government must rank as a fundamental national security issue.
06-26-2017, 01:54 PM
Norn Iron

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Originally Posted by Burney

we're dealing with here. :hehe:

The only real loon is Sammy Wilson. He's the one who made the comments on climate change, despite the DUP having no firm policies on it. I think he was caught walking about naked once.

The rest of them are all pretty normal (just religious, they don't work on Sundays etc etc) . Dodds, Sir Jeffrey and Paisley are the top boys. Gregory Campbell''s the most bitter and Emma Little Pengelly is worth a look. Would you?
06-26-2017, 01:59 PM
IUFG

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Originally Posted by Norn Iron

... and Emma Little Pengelly is worth a look. Would you?

The ****ing standards on here nowadays.

There ARE rules, NI. You knows this.

Attachment 661
06-26-2017, 02:07 PM
SWv2

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Originally Posted by Norn Iron

The only real loon is Sammy Wilson. He's the one who made the comments on climate change, despite the DUP having no firm policies on it. I think he was caught walking about naked once.

The rest of them are all pretty normal (just religious, they don't work on Sundays etc etc) . Dodds, Sir Jeffrey and Paisley are the top boys. Gregory Campbell''s the most bitter and Emma Little Pengelly is worth a look. Would you?

Is Donaldson a Sir?
06-26-2017, 02:09 PM
Norn Iron

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Originally Posted by IUFG

The ****ing standards on here nowadays.

There ARE rules, NI. You knows this.

Attachment 661

Too lazy! That's a bad photo. Her election poster is better.
06-26-2017, 02:15 PM
Ash

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Originally Posted by Norn Iron

Too lazy! That's a bad photo. Her election poster is better.

This is hypocrisy on an industrial scale, Norn.

*taps sign
06-26-2017, 02:36 PM
barrybueno

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Originally Posted by Ash

This is hypocrisy on an industrial scale, Norn.

*taps sign

How fitting for a political thread though, eh Ash?
06-26-2017, 02:42 PM
Ash

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Originally Posted by barrybueno

How fitting for a political thread though, eh Ash?

Hondootedly.

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