but help of always thinking this.
When I hear ACDC's Shook me all night long instead of 'she was a fast machine' I think she was a fax machine.
In Rock and Roll by Led Zeppelin the bit where he says 'Carry me back carry me back, Carry me back, baby, where I come from' I think of carrier bag.
Plus I think it was Berni who ruined that Holiday Road song for me.
There's also singing 'Lock the taskbar' to the tune of 'Rock the Kasbah'Quote:
Originally Posted by Pat Vegas
:nod: I think Ears put video or a gif of that on here once.Quote:
Originally Posted by Burney
I like that Madonna song that goes, "You've got to make him / Express his milk / hey hey hey hey"Quote:
Originally Posted by Pat Vegas
Yeah.
This thread is going to be great. I will use all these to make a new song.Quote:
Originally Posted by Sir C
She was a Fax Machine,
Carrier Bag Carrier Bag Carrier Bag,
Holloway Road, Lock the task bar.
You've got to make him Express his milk
hey hey hey hey
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u97o1dN4KvAQuote:
Originally Posted by Pat Vegas
It's as if Peter Kay hadn't done this before
Which song is 'I fell in love with some dago'Quote:
Originally Posted by Sir C
La Isla Bonita, n'est çe pas?Quote:
Originally Posted by Peter
ah yes, so it is.Quote:
Originally Posted by Burney
I think Pat has just ruined You Shook Me All Night Long for me. That's my take off song (scared of flying)
Does he post on here?Quote:
Originally Posted by Pokster
I always think of that line in 'Hotel California' as being 'Warm smell of colitis, rising up through the air'Quote:
Originally Posted by Pat Vegas
What an odd choice of take-off song.Quote:
Originally Posted by Peter
Who do you think Peter is? :watson:Quote:
Originally Posted by Pat Vegas
:hehe: :hehe:Quote:
Originally Posted by Pokster
Ooh that's a good one.Quote:
Originally Posted by Burney
What are good take off songs? I've never though about that.
Calling Cheryl Baker
Its a nod to anticipated turbulence but its mainly because its ****ing loud and drowns out the noises. I am only scared of take off. Once we are in the air I'm fineQuote:
Originally Posted by Burney
Same for me. Except it's not always it's very strange.Quote:
Originally Posted by Peter
Sometimes I try to play it cool by appearing that just carry on doing what I am doing during the take off.
some people hate landing but it doesn't bother me at all.
wd p, that's his chips pissed in.Quote:
Originally Posted by Pokster
I thought it was 'lumbago', which admittedly is an odd thing in with which love to fall.Quote:
Originally Posted by Peter
Eh?
I love landing. It means I am going to be having a fag shortlyQuote:
Originally Posted by Pat Vegas
Old colleague of mine couldn't go abroad as his wife was scared of flying.... she did hypno to get over it so they booked their first family trip abroad to Mallorca, checked in fine, on the plane she has a panic attack and decides she can't go. She gets off with the kids and the airline tell her husband that he can delay the flight and piss off loads of passengers while they unload the cases, or he can fly without them...... he flew to Mallorca, collected the cases then had to pay for a return flight home (even better he got done for exceeding his baggage allowance on the way home)Quote:
Originally Posted by Pat Vegas
I'm similar - apart from those moments of arse-puckering existential dread when the reality pokes through that I'm trapped in a metal tube hurtling through the sky at unholy speeds, breathing recycled air and with only thin layers of aluminium and plastic between me and a howling, freezing environment that is quite incapable of sustaining human life, I'm cool.Quote:
Originally Posted by Peter
I do wish they wouldn't keep telling you how high up you are and how cold it is outside. I really, really don't want to know. Mind you, if I had my way, airliners wouldn't have windows.
And as for these freaks who want to look at views offered by the cameras OUTSIDE THE PLANE - what the fück is wrong with them?
I don't think you are allowed to call them fags nowQuote:
Originally Posted by Peter
Oh yeah. I'm never happier on a plane than when it's descending to land. While I know it's potentially the most dangerous part of the flight, I also know that the whole thing will be over soon one way or another.Quote:
Originally Posted by Peter
That's the thing about me and flying: it's not crashing and dying I'm afraid of, it's actually being on planes.
I just look out of the window when taking offQuote:
Originally Posted by Pat Vegas
Love it when the pilot takes the brakes off and the aeroplane shoots forward
I am fairly ok with the idea of dying, that doesn't bother me too much. I have to make sure I don't think about the fact that I am stuck in close proximity to a heaving, stinking mass of humanity for the next 6/8/13 hours, there is nothing I can do about it and I cant even have a ****ing fag. Death is ok, what terrifies me is delays. If the slightest thing goes wrong I am going to want a fag. And then things turn nasty.Quote:
Originally Posted by Burney
Weirdo. If I unlucky enough to have a window seat, I will close the blind as soon as possible.Quote:
Originally Posted by Viva Prat Vegas
Just go to sleepQuote:
Originally Posted by Peter
:shrug:
Oh, yeah. It's not dying that's the issue. It's the environment.Quote:
Originally Posted by Peter
Exactly. THe alternative to landing is being stuck up there. When you get caught in a landing queue I would seriously consider the offer of a parachute.Quote:
Originally Posted by Burney
Isnt take off the most dangerous part? I tend to think once the thing is in the air and working you will be fine.
Going to sleep on planes is actually quite difficult if you hate flying.Quote:
Originally Posted by Viva Prat Vegas
'Aircraft' is good. 'Aeroplane' is also fine. 'The jet', if you're flying it.Quote:
Originally Posted by Burney
Take off is by far the most dangerous time on an airliner. Just after rotate, at a speed so low you're entirely dependent on the complex system of slats and flaps keeping the aircraft airborne as it accelerates - meanwhile, the engines are working flat out and if something's going to go wrong with one of them, this is the time. And if it does, you'd better pray that the PF has the reflexes to immediately get the correct rudder applied and the room to lower the nose to maintain VMcA, or you're fúcked. :hehe:
Annoying if I am stuck on the wingQuote:
Originally Posted by Burney
It obstructs the view
I do not like night flights so much
Pitch black out there
How can the pilot see where he is going ?!
:-\
If you are 6 foot tall and sat in economy, that isn't an easy option.Quote:
Originally Posted by Viva Prat Vegas
I struggle to sleep in bed, let alone strapped into a rock hard chair in a tube of farts
Well it's the most dangerous in the sense that you are pointing the big, fast-moving machine at the ground and hoping everything goes alright, I'd guess. In terms of the statistics, I've no idea. You'd have to ask Sir C. He knows about these things.Quote:
Originally Posted by Peter
So I was right to be scared :)Quote:
Originally Posted by Sir C
Yes, yes, but does it really have to be so noisy?Quote:
Originally Posted by Sir C
A serious question to you and PeterQuote:
Originally Posted by Burney
Do you just feel paralysed gripped with gear and not wanting to move when on an aircraft and is being sat in the chair the least worrying option ?
:hehe: Could take a while if landing at Gatwick or Stansted :-(Quote:
Originally Posted by Peter