woke me up in the middle of the night and the other one stole my steak sandwich breakfast and knocked over my glass of beer.
It must be what having babies about the place is like.
woke me up in the middle of the night and the other one stole my steak sandwich breakfast and knocked over my glass of beer.
It must be what having babies about the place is like.
Will you be delivering retribution?Quote:
Originally Posted by redgunamo
No. Mischievousness and abstinence are desired traits, in hounds as in sons.Quote:
Originally Posted by Ash
My cat woke me up this morning by feverishly tonguing the inside of my ear. For a moment I thought it was the missus.Quote:
Originally Posted by redgunamo
Never been so relieved in my life.
My wife wakes me up that way sometimes. Unpleasant, of course, but the redgunamos are stern, stolid, implacable men; they can rough it if they have to.Quote:
Originally Posted by Monty92
Your mum woke me up feverishly tounging the inside of my anus - rimming I think you youngsters call it. Feels like a snail's trying to crawl up yer arse :nod: