Hmm, I'm thinking about burney's evil Ashes pact with the devil

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11-29-2019, 01:50 PM
Sir C

Hmm, I'm thinking about burney's evil Ashes pact with the devil

which has caused us all such pain.

I am going to even things up a bit with my own Satanic bargain.

Dear Shaitan

Please let it be known that if you fix it for Our Cesc to come home and assist Freddie and play in central midfield, I'll happily accept a Labour victory and will send General Secretary Corbyn a congratulatory letter.

Yours faihfully

Sir Charlie

There. That should do the trick.
11-29-2019, 01:51 PM
Monty92

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Originally Posted by Sir C

which has caused us all such pain.

I am going to even things up a bit with my own Satanic bargain.

Dear Shaitan

Please let it be known that if you fix it for Our Cesc to come home and assist Freddie and play in central midfield, I'll happily accept a Labour victory and will send General Secretary Corbyn a congratulatory letter.

Yours faihfully

Sir Charlie

There. That should do the trick.

To be fair, I reckon I'd take us being relegated if it meant a Tory majority :nod:
11-29-2019, 01:58 PM
Burney

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Originally Posted by Sir C

which has caused us all such pain.

I am going to even things up a bit with my own Satanic bargain.

Dear Shaitan

Please let it be known that if you fix it for Our Cesc to come home and assist Freddie and play in central midfield, I'll happily accept a Labour victory and will send General Secretary Corbyn a congratulatory letter.

Yours faihfully

Sir Charlie

There. That should do the trick.

:hehe: There speaks a man who’s already got his money offshore imo
11-29-2019, 02:02 PM
Sir C

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Originally Posted by Burney

:hehe: There speaks a man who’s already got his money offshore imo

I cannot tell a lie, b...
11-29-2019, 02:05 PM
Viva Prat Vegas

Swiss bank a/c ...or under the floorboards
11-29-2019, 04:14 PM
IUFG

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Originally Posted by Viva Prat Vegas

Swiss bank a/c ...or under the floorboards

I'd have thought the returns on the floorboard money would be higher than any bank under a Labour government.
11-29-2019, 05:03 PM
Herbert Augustus Chapman

It having been so very excellent for the past 10 years under the Tories

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Originally Posted by IUFG

I'd have thought the returns on the floorboard money would be higher than any bank under a Labour government.

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11-29-2019, 07:15 PM
Ganpati's Goonerz--AFC's Aboriginal Fertility Cult

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Originally Posted by Herbert Augustus Chapman

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gpwm, H, vgpwm.

When we were paupers until Blair, the glw and I had about 10k each in our isas. Think have us c.£1k in interest between us every year. Not much to a professional like your good self, but really sorted out Xmases for us.

I think my entire interest combined under the Tories was worth 20 Bensons and a 4-pack of Spesh.