Saw Mesut walking down my road again yesterday with a young filly

No pictures this time, and I understand why that may disappoint some of you, but I feel last time was my one shot at glory and any more would be gratuitous.

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Originally Posted by Monty92

No pictures this time, and I understand why that may disappoint some of you, but I feel last time was my one shot at glory and any more would be gratuitous.

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:hehe: You should do it every single time.

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Originally Posted by Monty92

No pictures this time, and I understand why that may disappoint some of you, but I feel last time was my one shot at glory and any more would be gratuitous.

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You realise he now thinks you're stalking him, right? That you are the Mark Chapman to his John Lennon?

Expect a restraining order any day.

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Originally Posted by Monty92

No pictures this time, and I understand why that may disappoint some of you, but I feel last time was my one shot at glory and any more would be gratuitous.

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You mean he out ran you

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Originally Posted by Monty92

No pictures this time, and I understand why that may disappoint some of you, but I feel last time was my one shot at glory and any more would be gratuitous.

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Does he know you're a gooner and that you worship him? That would put his mind at rest. Possibly.

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Originally Posted by Monty92

No pictures this time, and I understand why that may disappoint some of you, but I feel last time was my one shot at glory and any more would be gratuitous.

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Problem is Monty, the absurdly straight line of chest pubes you've contrived to have peeping out from your vest makes you stand out like the proverbial dogs bóllocks. Mezut will now be very concerned for his safety as he has no way of knowing you are a big wet tosser that couldn't knock the fairy off a Christmas cake.