You must admit, that's some impressive fvckwittery.
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You must admit, that's some impressive fvckwittery.
How damaged?Quote:
Originally Posted by Sir C
Physically or simply in reputation.
Physically. Landed on my bad shoulder and now feel like I was in a car crash.Quote:
Originally Posted by SWv2
I was three parts sober, as well.
Bad dream?Quote:
Originally Posted by Sir C
No, I was trying to get up for a piss but my shoulder was aching so I levered myself up really awkwardly and then, bang, I was on the floor groaning.Quote:
Originally Posted by Burney
Sorry, I know I shouldn't. :hehe:Quote:
Originally Posted by Sir C
You should get one of those beds with the pull up railings at the side. NHS would probably sell you one.
I'd rather a nurse with a bedpan. And one of those sexy nurse outfits with fishnet stockings. I don't care what she wears.Quote:
Originally Posted by SWv2
So, your dodgy prostate forced you to get up for a piss, but your dodgy shoulder stopped you getting up successfully and caused you to fall out of bed?Quote:
Originally Posted by Sir C
:-( :old:
We're going to have to get you a carer, aren't we?
It's depressing, I tell you.Quote:
Originally Posted by Burney
It is a bit. Particularly as I'm only a few years behind you.Quote:
Originally Posted by Sir C
I was due to start running again tomorrow. No ****ing chance now.Quote:
Originally Posted by Burney
your mind is deliberately sabotaging yourself.Quote:
Originally Posted by Sir C
Like when I twisted my ankle a couple days before my driving test. by simply walking down the street.
But he is an old goat who should be shot while you are still a young buckQuote:
Originally Posted by Burney
:nod: I couldn't help but chuckleQuote:
Originally Posted by SWv2
Of course :nod:Quote:
Originally Posted by PSRB
Your kid or my kid does it and we display sympathy, a quinquagenarian Dutch and we laugh.