reasonable to consume?
*Possibly with tea. You know when you scrape the roof of your mouth to bits with the toast and the Marmite gets in and stings, and then the hot tea soothes it? Just so.
Asking for a friend.
reasonable to consume?
*Possibly with tea. You know when you scrape the roof of your mouth to bits with the toast and the Marmite gets in and stings, and then the hot tea soothes it? Just so.
Asking for a friend.
More than two pieces of toast is piggy.Quote:
Originally Posted by Sir C
:-( Christ, I was thinking of aiming for 4 and stopping at 5 :-(Quote:
Originally Posted by Burney
I don't make the rules, I'm afraid. It's just a fact. It's why most toasters only have two slots.Quote:
Originally Posted by Sir C
I'm currently enjoying a breakfast of matjes, chopped onions, black bread and beer #LateNightQuote:
Originally Posted by Sir C
Well in that case I shall throw a couple of eggs and some rashers into the equation.Quote:
Originally Posted by Burney
I reckon you want to get the Gaviscon on standby.Quote:
Originally Posted by redgunamo
No. Cowardly, imo. I, on the other hand, shall merely pour myself another glass of beer.Quote:
Originally Posted by Sir C
Youre going to get the acid reflux. Don't moan at me when it happens.Quote:
Originally Posted by redgunamo
Poached egg on mashed avocado and toast is all the rageQuote:
Originally Posted by Sir C
Put it in the toaster and see what happens
I once had this urge and had half a loaf of bread.Quote:
Originally Posted by Sir C
They say either you love it or hate it. But this doesn't apply to me. Sometimes I think it's great and sometimes I don't like it.
Avocado and egg. These people are beneath contempt.Quote:
Originally Posted by Viva Prat Vegas
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Originally Posted by Burney
I had about 8 slices last Sunday morning as there was f**k all else. Bang on all the same.
White bread toasted, butter, homemade tayberry jam, tea (2 sugars).
Had a yoghurt thing for cholesterol also, shrewd.
I had this in a café on Central Street last time I was over. Quite nice.Quote:
Originally Posted by Viva Prat Vegas
Cost me about £7. London bástards.
:nod:Quote:
Originally Posted by Sir C
Enjoy them separately FFS
What next ?
Banoffee omelette ?
Tayberry? Is that Irish for something, sw?Quote:
Originally Posted by SWv2
There is an interesting article in the Guardian about why U2 are unloved in Ireland, but more interesting is the comments section, which displays the unbelievable number of reasons the Irish can hate someone for. :hehe: wd irishers.
https://www.theguardian.com/music/20...-irish-hate-u2
Scrambled egg on marmite toast is wonderful ;)Quote:
Originally Posted by Sir C
Certainly it is. Ignoring the bacon would be a mistake, though.Quote:
Originally Posted by Peter
Well I think a tayberry is a cultivated shrub in the genus Rubus of the family Rosaceae patented in 1979 as a cross between a blackberry and a red raspberry, and named after the river Tay in Scotland.Quote:
Originally Posted by Sir C
I didn't make the jam you understand, when I say home-made I mean home-made by my neighbour who it turns out has an allotment where loads of the ****ers grew.
Who knew.
"Ya cant polish a turd! People hate being lectured to by some four foot self righteous prick."
:clap:
Eh?
https://i.ytimg.com/vi/oT-NDt8N90E/maxresdefault.jpgQuote:
Originally Posted by Sir C
It's the sheer variety of reasons on offer that's stunning. It's the tax issues, the sunglasses, they're west Brits, no they're English, they're prods, they went to a posh school... it goes on and on and on. World class levels of bitterness, there.Quote:
Originally Posted by SWv2
They play here next week I think, only 1 night mind you which is very odd for them.Quote:
Originally Posted by Sir C
Not sure I would be putting statues up of them all the same.
Statues of pop stars are very naff, I'm afraid. Ditto footballers.Quote:
Originally Posted by SWv2
I don't hate U2. Not my cup of tea, of course, but I've managed to ignore their output for 20-odd years, so they don't bother me.
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Originally Posted by Sir C
there is no limit. Marmite on toast is one of life's pleasures and should be enjoyed to its max
Naturally I am still subjected to their music on the radio, even in the brief time I am exposed to it I am almost guaranteed to hear something once or twice every weekend – see also Bruce Springsteen aka The Boss as they will refer to him.Quote:
Originally Posted by Burney
Harmless enough of course, and there is the undeniable fact that at least two of the band just seem to sail along and bother nobody. Bono does tend to go on a bit all the same though I suppose, him and Geldof. They are almost competing in a competition of bellendery.
The other bloke, The Edge if you will. Fúck me. They actually call him that in interviews. The fúcking Edge.
It's a massive generalisation all the same to say they are hated in Ireland. Loved by as many if not more.
:nod:Quote:
Originally Posted by SWv2
What is his ****ty birth name ? Keith Pike ?
That ****ing woolly hat he wears all the ****ing time :furious:
I want The Edge to do a hat exchange with Eddie Izzard
Any excuse to post this:Quote:
Originally Posted by SWv2
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H8dZwXnMrRU
That is such a lot of old bóllocks though. I like Bill Bailey but he really let himself down there.Quote:
Originally Posted by Ash
Not being a fan of The Edge, U2, or effects-reliant guitarists, I rather like it.Quote:
Originally Posted by Sir C