I can't help but feel that the fulsome tributes over the weekend did rather gloss over his conviction for taking a 14 year-old girl over a state line for sex and him putting cameras in the ladies' lavatories of his restaurant and filming over 200 women.
Yes, but you're dangerously obsessed with all that sort of thing, aren't you.Quote:
Originally Posted by Burney
He was a good man, imo.
Yes, when the glw told me he'd died I noted that he was a fine musician but an enthusiastic sex criminal; she assured me that I was mistaken and that I was thinking of Jerry Lee Lewis.Quote:
Originally Posted by Burney
It would appear that Jerry is tainted for eternity for one small indiscretion by that Chuck gets a free pass for a lifetime of deviancy. Political correctness, one assumes.
I'm led to believe there is also a video of him urinating on a blonde prostitute and then farting volcanically.Quote:
Originally Posted by Burney
There's no reason a rock n roll legend can't be a horrible human being, I suppose. RIP Chuck, no matter how much of a c*nt you were.
One wonders what part of this story you find most objectionable; the urinating, the blondeness, or the fart?Quote:
Originally Posted by World's End Stella
Yes. At least Jerry Lee married the 13 year-old cousin before knobbing her. Honourable, y'see? Not like Berry, who was a foul deviant.Quote:
Originally Posted by Sir C
The fart does seem to be overegging the pudding somewhat to me. I mean one assumes the lady had agreed a price for everything else, but the fart I'm guessing was extra.Quote:
Originally Posted by Sir C
Not as obsessed as he was, by all accounts.Quote:
Originally Posted by redgunamo
The deviant sweated profusely
I find it hard to condemn a chap on the basis of a guess, though. The fart may have been entirely consensual.Quote:
Originally Posted by Burney
Is he not entitled to be considered innocent until proven guilty?
Yes, but that's enough about WES, we're talking about Chuck Berry here.Quote:
Originally Posted by Viva Prat Vegas
This is no time to drag WES into the issue.Quote:
Originally Posted by Viva Prat Vegas
Was Jimmy Savile? :shrug:Quote:
Originally Posted by Sir C
If Berry is not to be criticised for his deviancy, I think we need to reassess the career of Sir Jingle-Jangle. :nod:
I play Johnny B. Goode badly on my guitar that'll teach him.Quote:
Originally Posted by Burney
however nearly all rock songs have the chuck berry lick in them.
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Originally Posted by Burney
We will look at the slow video replay to see who tapped that one inQuote:
Originally Posted by Sir C
I am afraid that has been my attitude to Sir Jimmy all along. The relish with shich he is universally condemned is deeply disturbing to me, given that he never had an opportunity to defend himself.Quote:
Originally Posted by Burney
'He must have done it because lots of people say he did, plus he looks like a deviant', appears to be the line of reasoning. That right there is filthy leftist thinking, and should be firmly rejected.
I'm not sure I wish to ponder Chuck Berry's licking, to be honest.Quote:
Originally Posted by Pat Vegas
b's had more characters and therefore wins, imo.Quote:
Originally Posted by Viva Prat Vegas
Different matter entirely if one is actually "in the moment", ain't it.Quote:
Originally Posted by Burney
Talking of which, did you see Laurie Penny making an arse of herself of Twitter yesterday by suggesting that asian women are short and then being properly Twitch-trialled into abject apology for it? Hilarious, it was. :hehe:Quote:
Originally Posted by Sir C
:hehe:Quote:
Originally Posted by Sir C
On a side note I now have an urge to buy a SG.
:nono: Deposit. House.Quote:
Originally Posted by Pat Vegas
Don't you like Paris, P?Quote:
Originally Posted by Pat Vegas
Pay the £300 water bill firstQuote:
Originally Posted by Pat Vegas
:music:Quote:
Originally Posted by Sir C
My Ding-A-Ling
My Ding-a-Ling
I want you to play with my ding-a-ling
:music:
:judge:
He did offer a few clues, it's true.Quote:
Originally Posted by Viva Prat Vegas
'Marie is only six years old' :yikes:
Right, but there's alot of jealous people about.Quote:
Originally Posted by Sir C
Saucy fellow.Quote:
Originally Posted by Viva Prat Vegas
No chance of dinner and a movie first?
No I missed that :-(Quote:
Originally Posted by Burney
Hoist by her own petard, really.
It was brilliant. She tweeted something about wanting to source clothes because she's a short-arse and asked where short Asian women got their clothes in the UK. Cue thousands of lefties sniffing blood and castigating her for reinforcing negative stereotypes of Asian women. She was reduced to mea culpa-ing massively, claiming she had to work on her white privilege and claiming her thoughtlessness was down to tweeting when she was hungry ( :shrug: ).Quote:
Originally Posted by Sir C
Naturally, these being lefties, no-one at any stage pointed out the salient fact that - on average - asian women are actually relatively short. :hehe:
Maybe(llene)Quote:
Originally Posted by Sir C
;-)
:hehe: It's fun being with a western woman in a clothes shop in south east Asia when she asks for a bigger size. "Big like you?" :yikes: No hope. We're like fúc king elephants compared to south east Asians.Quote:
Originally Posted by Burney
Yes, being of average height, I never really expected to notice it as much as I did. But you do find yourself towering over people. Strange feeling.Quote:
Originally Posted by Sir C
:cloud9: I will go there so I can feel like this bloke from Bloodsport.Quote:
Originally Posted by Burney
http://www.ruthlessreviews.com/wp-co...loodsport5.jpg
My take on awimb is there are some massive useless dogs perched on tiny mangers.
Oh the fart by some distance.Quote:
Originally Posted by Sir C
The fact that he was banging a blonde prostitute while he was married isn't of any interest to me whatsoever. The fact that he likes to do a pee pee on his partner is bizarre and slightly unsettling but ultimately his sexual preferences are mostly beyond his control and as he was the paying customer etc.
But the fart is just rude.