I have collapsed in the street a few times, nothing suspicious.
Simply the mysterious medical phenomenom known as "the bad pint".
Well yes, they will be pumping out the theories that these stories are all part of an anti-Russki conspiracy led by the evil Western democracies. Late night, Charles?
On the upside, that will be Ash's late night reading material nicely taken care of for the next few weeks. ;-)
Putin getting ready for England vs Russia imo
This just mean they are a bank job vs Croatia.