I was just kissed on the hand by a fake homeless :-|

Took my boy to the park and while i'm standing there pushing him on the swing i heard some whimpering behind me. I turn around and there's a fat bloke fake crying and at the same time handing me a laminated piece of paper and his ID card. The paper had a message in English saying he was from Romania and needed help for his 9 year old daughter who needed heart surgery. I tell him i don't have any money and then he says "not money" and opened up a bag full of empty cans and bottles. Why the **** would i be carrying around rubbish?! Dopey ****.

Anyway, he took my hand and kissed it, wished me good luck and then went knocking on people's doors. #givemeswexit