I've just received a press release about a survey on attitudes to robots.

It's findings are:

• Overall, more than half of men and women feel uncomfortable at the thought of working with a robot, both as a colleague or manager.
• 17% of British men can imagine forming a friendship with a robot in the future
(3% ‘Definitely will’ & 14% ‘Probably will’).
• Unsurprisingly, 77% of women stated they cannot imagine being friends with a robot in the near future (30% ‘Probably won’t’ & 47% ‘Definitely won’t’).

What I'm getting from this is that there are a lot of men out there who are bang up for fùcking a robot.

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Originally Posted by Burney

It's findings are:

• Overall, more than half of men and women feel uncomfortable at the thought of working with a robot, both as a colleague or manager.
• 17% of British men can imagine forming a friendship with a robot in the future
(3% ‘Definitely will’ & 14% ‘Probably will’).
• Unsurprisingly, 77% of women stated they cannot imagine being friends with a robot in the near future (30% ‘Probably won’t’ & 47% ‘Definitely won’t’).

What I'm getting from this is that there are a lot of men out there who are bang up for fùcking a robot.

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One of my colleagues is called Robert and we have no issues with him

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Originally Posted by Burney

It's findings are:

• Overall, more than half of men and women feel uncomfortable at the thought of working with a robot, both as a colleague or manager.
• 17% of British men can imagine forming a friendship with a robot in the future
(3% ‘Definitely will’ & 14% ‘Probably will’).
• Unsurprisingly, 77% of women stated they cannot imagine being friends with a robot in the near future (30% ‘Probably won’t’ & 47% ‘Definitely won’t’).

What I'm getting from this is that there are a lot of men out there who are bang up for fùcking a robot.

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Is this a Not the 9 o'clock news sketch?

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Originally Posted by Burney

It's findings are:

• Overall, more than half of men and women feel uncomfortable at the thought of working with a robot, both as a colleague or manager.
• 17% of British men can imagine forming a friendship with a robot in the future
(3% ‘Definitely will’ & 14% ‘Probably will’).
• Unsurprisingly, 77% of women stated they cannot imagine being friends with a robot in the near future (30% ‘Probably won’t’ & 47% ‘Definitely won’t’).

What I'm getting from this is that there are a lot of men out there who are bang up for fùcking a robot.

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Robots are all sharp and metally. Not for me, Clive.

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Originally Posted by Burney

It's findings are:

• Overall, more than half of men and women feel uncomfortable at the thought of working with a robot, both as a colleague or manager.
• 17% of British men can imagine forming a friendship with a robot in the future
(3% ‘Definitely will’ & 14% ‘Probably will’).
• Unsurprisingly, 77% of women stated they cannot imagine being friends with a robot in the near future (30% ‘Probably won’t’ & 47% ‘Definitely won’t’).

What I'm getting from this is that there are a lot of men out there who are bang up for fùcking a robot.

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FU-tuY0Z7nQ

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Originally Posted by Sir C

Robots are all sharp and metally. Not for me, Clive.

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I think sex robots are mostly silicone on the outside these days. And they have fannies you unscrew and clean out.

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I think sex robots are mostly silicone on the outside these days. And they have fannies you unscrew and clean out.

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That does sound rather erotic.

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That does sound rather erotic.

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The thing is, the post-coital thing with real women can be awkward enough. Think how much worse it would be if you had to detach their genitals and run them under the tap to rinse your jizz out of them. :-(

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The thing is, the post-coital thing with real women can be awkward enough. Think how much worse it would be if you had to detach their genitals and run them under the tap to rinse your jizz out of them. :-(

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Surely you would use a condom to catch the jizz? After all, you wouldn't know where the filthy strumpet had been putting out.

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The thing is, the post-coital thing with real women can be awkward enough. Think how much worse it would be if you had to detach their genitals and run them under the tap to rinse your jizz out of them. :-(

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Empty it into a colleagues sandwich wouldn't you?

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Surely you would use a condom to catch the jizz? After all, you wouldn't know where the filthy strumpet had been putting out.

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Well you would if you kept her locked in a cupboard.

Besides, what on earth is the point of a sex robot if you have to use a condom, ffs?

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Empty it into a colleagues sandwich wouldn't you?

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Actually, there has been rather a lot of semen talk this morning, hasn't there? It's not even 11 O'Clock.

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Actually, there has been rather a lot of semen talk this morning, hasn't there? It's not even 11 O'Clock.

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Well, it was either that or talk about sc's nose falling off

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Well you would if you kept her locked in a cupboard.

Besides, what on earth is the point of a sex robot if you have to use a condom, ffs?

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I'm certainly not going to risk a lifetime of paying alimony to some little robot bástards, I can assure you of that.

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Well, it was either that or talk about sc's nose falling off

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Interestingly, they've been regrowing noses for centuries. It's one of the oldest forms of plastic surgery.

And if the worst comes to the worst, Sir C can give this chap a call

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Well, it was either that or talk about sc's nose falling off

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Do you mind not treating my nose cancer as a chucklesome, banterworthy matter? I'm going to end up dead with a fúcking great hole in my face and all you can do it giggle.

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Interestingly, they've been regrowing noses for centuries. It's one of the oldest forms of plastic surgery.

And if the worst comes to the worst, Sir C can give this chap a call

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It would be alright if I could choose my new nose. I'd want something less piggy-snouty. Less, if you will, Irish.

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It would be alright if I could choose my new nose. I'd want something less piggy-snouty. Less, if you will, Irish.

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Don't you know it's rude to pick your nose?

i'm going to walk the streets with a cosh.

hoping to be approached by a robot.

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i'm going to walk the streets with a cosh.

hoping to be approached by a robot.

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:nod: They're after our women, f.

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Originally Posted by Burney

It's findings are:

• Overall, more than half of men and women feel uncomfortable at the thought of working with a robot, both as a colleague or manager.
• 17% of British men can imagine forming a friendship with a robot in the future
(3% ‘Definitely will’ & 14% ‘Probably will’).
• Unsurprisingly, 77% of women stated they cannot imagine being friends with a robot in the near future (30% ‘Probably won’t’ & 47% ‘Definitely won’t’).

What I'm getting from this is that there are a lot of men out there who are bang up for fùcking a robot.

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Don't most women have an intimate relationship with something sort of robotic?

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Originally Posted by PSRB

Don't most women have an intimate relationship with something sort of robotic?

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The washing machine, you mean? :rubchin:

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The washing machine, you mean? :rubchin:

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it's funny i am quite good with computers/electronics etc.

Washing machine baffles me

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it's funny i am quite good with computers/electronics etc.

Washing machine baffles me

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Me too. My wife has to set it up and tell me not to touch any of the dials or buttons except the start button.

If I'm really honest, I'm not even sure if I'm supposed to put the washing pod/softener in the little drawer at the top or just bung it in the drum.

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Me too. My wife has to set it up and tell me not to touch any of the dials or buttons except the start button.

If I'm really honest, I'm not even sure if I'm supposed to put the washing pod/softener in the little drawer at the top or just bung it in the drum.

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:hehe: sounds familiar,
I have often had the dryer finish and she's not quite home yet so I just put it on again.

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it's funny i am quite good with computers/electronics etc.

Washing machine baffles me

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my level of authority with regards to the washing machine stretches to emptying it only.

Good job really. Not sure I know the difference between 'wool' and a 'delicate' item of clothing. :shrug:

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my level of authority with regards to the washing machine stretches to emptying it only.

Good job really. Not sure I know the difference between 'wool' and a 'delicate' item of clothing. :shrug:

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I really don't understand how wool can be delicate. It grows on sheep, ffs! They spend most of their time outdoors in the rain.

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my level of authority with regards to the washing machine stretches to emptying it only.

Good job really. Not sure I know the difference between 'wool' and a 'delicate' item of clothing. :shrug:

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stupid machines. They won't open until the lock goes off. :furious:
longest few minutes in the world.

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stupid machines. They won't open until the lock goes off. :furious:
longest few minutes in the world.

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I once broke the handle on a washing machine because I didn't realise there was a delay and I just went all brute strength and ignorance on it. :hide:

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I really don't understand how wool can be delicate.

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oooh! get you with your technical expertise... ;-)

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Originally Posted by PSRB

Don't most women have an intimate relationship with something sort of robotic?

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:nod: Range Rovers :-\

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And they have fannies you unscrew and clean out.

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If only we could do that with real ones :nod:

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Don't most women have an intimate relationship with something sort of robotic?

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Black and Decker?

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Originally Posted by PSRB

Don't most women have an intimate relationship with something sort of robotic?

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Are you looking to tell us all about your wife’s dildo, P? My woman has this monstrous purple thing. Vulgar, if you ask me.