What is is with JK Rowling and retrospectively making her characters shirtlifters?

I mean they're her characters and she can do what she likes with them, but these are kids' books and it just comes off as weird.

Also, if these things are the 'real' story, why wouldn't she...y'know...write a book about them?

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Originally Posted by Burney

I mean they're her characters and she can do what she likes with them, but these are kids' books and it just comes off as weird.

Also, if these things are the 'real' story, why wouldn't she...y'know...write a book about them?

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Professor Dumbledore? Bumbledore more like! Amirite?

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Originally Posted by Burney

I mean they're her characters and she can do what she likes with them, but these are kids' books and it just comes off as weird.

Also, if these things are the 'real' story, why wouldn't she...y'know...write a book about them?

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Originally Posted by Sir C

Professor Dumbledore? Bumbledore more like! Amirite?

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Quite so. But why is this middle-aged author of children's fiction spending her time fantasising about wizards back-scuttling one another?

I mean it's really rather unsavoury, isn't it?

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Originally Posted by IUFG

http://viz.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/...shoplifter.jpg

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"A face like Eddie Large blowing a blocked trumpet" :hehe: :hehe: :hehe:

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Originally Posted by Burney

I mean they're her characters and she can do what she likes with them, but these are kids' books and it just comes off as weird.

Also, if these things are the 'real' story, why wouldn't she...y'know...write a book about them?

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Hermione will have suffered at the hands of her abusive uncle due to her being a 'witch'

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Originally Posted by Burney

Quite so. But why is this middle-aged author of children's fiction spending her time fantasising about wizards back-scuttling one another?

I mean it's really rather unsavoury, isn't it?

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:shrug: She is a socialist. They are disgusted by decency, morals and good manners. They seek to make everything as filthy and disgusting as their vile minds and lives.

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Originally Posted by PSRB

Hermione will have suffered at the hands of her abusive uncle due to her being a 'witch'

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A mildly disturbing insight into the workings of your imagination there, p.

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Originally Posted by Sir C

A mildly disturbing insight into the workings of your imagination there, p.

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:hehe: I think p may be the pervy uncle in this scenario.

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Originally Posted by Sir C

:shrug: She is a socialist. They are disgusted by decency, morals and good manners. They seek to make everything as filthy and disgusting as their vile minds and lives.

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It's amazing she hasn't transed anyone yet.