If you’re at home alone and go for a dump, do you still close the lavatory door...

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Originally Posted by Pokster

If you kept the door open you might see who ****s onto your towel at the gym

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That towel isn't soiled by the looks of things...
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Originally Posted by IUFG

That towel isn't soiled by the looks of things...
http://beta.ems.ladbiblegroup.com/s3...94709b9a1d.png

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He's licked it clean

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Originally Posted by Pokster

Can i ask why you want to know what AWIMBer's do while dumping? Are you some sort of freak?

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Well I'll tell you, p. I have heard tell of people who will happily defecate with the door open and feel strongly that such animals need to be smoked out into the open.

Years ago, my then partner and I were friendly with another couple. One day, over lunch, they laughed about how when they shared a flat in London, they had the bathroom and the spare lavatory on opposite sides of the corridor and would not only leave the doors open while they shát, but would happily continue conversations while doing so.

:-( They were dead to me from that moment on. I never accepted another invitation from them again.

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Originally Posted by Pokster

He's licked it clean

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that just made me vurp

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Originally Posted by IUFG

That towel isn't soiled by the looks of things...
http://beta.ems.ladbiblegroup.com/s3...94709b9a1d.png

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It's stuck together.

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Originally Posted by Pokster

I think a "specialist" Doctor would have a field day with this

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What's odd about having a kitten sleep in your pants? He's very attached to me, that cat. Indeed, even now he sleeps each night curled up against me under the duvet. Sometimes he scratched my weenie by mistake. :-(

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Originally Posted by Burney

...or are you a psychopath?

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Never, although I live on my own so it's kinda standard for me.

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Originally Posted by Pokster

I think a "specialist" Doctor would have a field day with this

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I'm just thinking that I have slept under the same roof as this madman, p. :yikes:

I also can't get the phrase 'pant hammock' out of my head. :-(

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Originally Posted by Burney

Well I'll tell you, p. I have heard tell of people who will happily defecate with the door open and feel strongly that such animals need to be smoked out into the open.

Years ago, my then partner and I were friendly with another couple. One day, over lunch, they laughed about how when they shared a flat in London, they had the bathroom and the spare lavatory on opposite sides of the corridor and would not only leave the doors open while they shát, but would happily continue conversations while doing so.

:-( They were dead to me from that moment on. I never accepted another invitation from them again.

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Chat, shít, get banged

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Originally Posted by Sir C

Close it and lock it. Otherwise Bertie comes and jumps onto my lap. :-(

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Your cat reaches orgasm if it sees you dong a poo?