The time is near brethren. Our suffering will soon be over ...

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08-14-2021, 06:49 AM
Herbert Augustus Chapman

The time is near brethren. Our suffering will soon be over ...

When they redeveloped Highbury, a highly secret cabal of "real" Arsenal supporters (myself and Sir C among them) made sure that they preserved the whole stadium ii its entirety and dropped it down by 500 feet and built the flats on top. Very soon, next month in fact, our cyber security operatives will prove Wenger was a Chinese agent sent to steal the The Arsenal and that the move to the ArabBowl was illegal and will be overturned.

George Graham will be re-installed as "Supreme Executive" and our beautiful art-deco citadel, driven by large geared levers, will rise out of the ground like some majestic phoenix and will once again be "The Home of Football". The exact date of our magnificent restoration will be announced shortly after our next round of funding. Donate generously.
08-14-2021, 07:00 AM
Sir C

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Originally Posted by Herbert Augustus Chapman

When they redeveloped Highbury, a highly secret cabal of "real" Arsenal supporters (myself and Sir C among them) made sure that they preserved the whole stadium ii its entirety and dropped it down by 500 feet and built the flats on top. Very soon, next month in fact, our cyber security operatives will prove Wenger was a Chinese agent sent to steal the The Arsenal and that the move to the ArabBowl was illegal and will be overturned.

George Graham will be re-installed as "Supreme Executive" and our beautiful art-deco citadel, driven by large geared levers, will rise out of the ground like some majestic phoenix and will once again be "The Home of Football". The exact date of our magnificent restoration will be announced shortly after our next round of funding. Donate generously.

Soon it will be time to remove Pat Rice, Noddy Talbot and David Price from the freezers and get them warmed up and ready for action.
08-14-2021, 11:30 AM
redgunamo

And Alan Ball :love:

It's amazing how many of our former players would seem to be just what we need right now. As though we once had The Formula and then tore it up.

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Originally Posted by Sir C

Soon it will be time to remove Pat Rice, Noddy Talbot and David Price from the freezers and get them warmed up and ready for action.
08-18-2021, 01:45 PM
The Insider

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Originally Posted by redgunamo

And Alan Ball :love:

It's amazing how many of our former players would seem to be just what we need right now. As though we once had The Formula and then tore it up.

Sorry, I have been away, have I returned to a parallel universe. We won one FA Cup and one League Cup between 1971/72 and 1987/88. Nothing at all when Bally was at the club! We were also nearly relegated. FFS get a grip! Mee = Wenger, Neill = Emery, Howe = Thick Mik.
08-18-2021, 06:56 PM
redgunamo

Oh, definitely. Fair point.

I just loved Alan Ball; that's far more important than trophies, imo.

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Originally Posted by The Insider

Sorry, I have been away, have I returned to a parallel universe. We won one FA Cup and one League Cup between 1971/72 and 1987/88. Nothing at all when Bally was at the club! We were also nearly relegated. FFS get a grip! Mee = Wenger, Neill = Emery, Howe = Thick Mik.