Tony Cascarino.

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02-15-2017, 02:55 PM
Sir C

Tony Cascarino.

He's a really, really unintelligent man.
02-15-2017, 02:57 PM
Burney

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Originally Posted by Sir C

He's a really, really unintelligent man.

Are you listening to TalkSport again? I thought that, like me, you'd given that up a decade or so ago?
02-15-2017, 02:59 PM
SWv2

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Originally Posted by Sir C

He's a really, really unintelligent man.

He is, along with the very annoying Mark Lawrenson, the resident football expert on the one and only radio station I listen to as part of my commute.

I think they are partaking in a secret mutual dumb-off.
02-15-2017, 03:01 PM
Luis Anaconda

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Originally Posted by Sir C

He's a really, really unintelligent man.

I rarely bother to read his stuff in the Times. More so after seeing the headline on today's piece.
I wish I could remember the line-ups he suggested for 2006 Champions League Final preview we were doing. I am not sure he got one Barcelona player in their right position. Might have got Lehmann and Campbell right for us
02-15-2017, 03:02 PM
Burney

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Originally Posted by SWv2

He is, along with the very annoying Mark Lawrenson, the resident football expert on the one and only radio station I listen to as part of my commute.

I think they are partaking in a secret mutual dumb-off.

Lawrenson should have kept the moustache. He's lost without it.
02-15-2017, 03:02 PM
PSRB

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Originally Posted by Luis Anaconda

I rarely bother to read his stuff in the Times. More so after seeing the headline on today's piece.
I wish I could remember the line-ups he suggested for 2006 Champions League Final preview we were doing. I am not sure he got one Barcelona player in their right position. Might have got Lehmann and Campbell right for us

It still astounds me that The Times actually allow/pay him to write for them!! Would never have happened pre clickbait!
02-15-2017, 03:03 PM
Luis Anaconda

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Originally Posted by SWv2

He is, along with the very annoying Mark Lawrenson, the resident football expert on the one and only radio station I listen to as part of my commute.

I think they are partaking in a secret mutual dumb-off.

Two proud Irishmen there
02-15-2017, 03:03 PM
World's End Stella

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Originally Posted by Sir C

He's a really, really unintelligent man.

I believe I posted on Facebook some years ago that Tony had written an article in the Times saying that if he had to choose between putting a particular Arsenal player and Mesut Ozil in the team for a big CL match, Tony would choose the other player because 'he has a goal in him'.

That player's name you ask?

Lukas Podolski :hehe:
02-15-2017, 03:09 PM
Sir C

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Originally Posted by Burney

Are you listening to TalkSport again? I thought that, like me, you'd given that up a decade or so ago?

Christ no. Just read his educationally sub-normal Times column.

If we are to win tonight we must drop Ozil and press.
02-15-2017, 03:12 PM
SWv2

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Originally Posted by Sir C

Christ no. Just read his educationally sub-normal Times column.

If we are to win tonight we must drop Ozil and press.

To be fair to Tony there has been more than one suggestion this week to leave out our best footballer.
02-15-2017, 03:14 PM
Pokster

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Originally Posted by SWv2

To be fair to Tony there has been more than one suggestion this week to leave out our best footballer.

And if we don't do as he says and we lose he can claim he might have been correct
02-15-2017, 03:16 PM
Burney

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Originally Posted by Sir C

Christ no. Just read his educationally sub-normal Times column.

If we are to win tonight we must drop Ozil and press.

Press what? The man's an idiot.

He's from St Paul's Cray, of course. Little good can come of a chap of mixed Irish/European heritage from St Paul's Cray.
02-15-2017, 03:19 PM
Sir C

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Originally Posted by SWv2

To be fair to Tony there has been more than one suggestion this week to leave out our best footballer.

"To be fair to Tony"? Now you'll have to forgive me, knowing, as you do, that I don't hold with foul language, but 'be fair to Tony"?

Fúck off.
02-15-2017, 03:20 PM
Sir C

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Originally Posted by Burney

Press what? The man's an idiot.

He's from St Paul's Cray, of course. Little good can come of a chap of mixed Irish/European heritage from St Paul's Cray.

Yes. Mind you, imagine how much worse the prick would have been if he'd been a full on Paddy from Croydon.
02-15-2017, 03:26 PM
Burney

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Originally Posted by Sir C

Yes. Mind you, imagine how much worse the prick would have been if he'd been a full on Paddy from Croydon.

:hehe: My beard is making me look particularly Irish at the moment - not least due to the fact that it still has a deal of ginger in it. I'm grooming this one, though. I've bought something called beard oil.
02-15-2017, 03:27 PM
Pokster

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Originally Posted by Burney

:hehe: My beard is making me look particularly Irish at the moment - not least due to the fact that it still has a deal of ginger in it. I'm grooming this one, though. I've bought something called beard oil.

gayer imho
02-15-2017, 03:28 PM
Burney

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Originally Posted by Pokster

gayer imho

I also comb it with a beard comb*

*Actually my cat's old flea comb.
02-15-2017, 03:30 PM
Pokster

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Originally Posted by Burney

I also comb it with a beard comb*

*Actually my cat's old flea comb.

stop, you're turning me on
02-15-2017, 03:34 PM
Sir C

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Originally Posted by Burney

:hehe: My beard is making me look particularly Irish at the moment - not least due to the fact that it still has a deal of ginger in it. I'm grooming this one, though. I've bought something called beard oil.

Are you storing food scraps in it?
02-15-2017, 03:36 PM
Burney

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Originally Posted by Sir C

Are you storing food scraps in it?

Oh, no. It's very kempt. Although it is nice having a sip of wine knowing that you'll get another a few seconds later when you suck it out of your moustache.
02-15-2017, 03:38 PM
SWv2

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Originally Posted by Burney

Press what? The man's an idiot.

He's from St Paul's Cray, of course. Little good can come of a chap of mixed Irish/European heritage from St Paul's Cray.

As it turns out Tony had **** all Irish heritage having been turned down for the much sought after Irish passport.
02-15-2017, 03:38 PM
SWv2

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Originally Posted by Sir C

"To be fair to Tony"? Now you'll have to forgive me, knowing, as you do, that I don't hold with foul language, but 'be fair to Tony"?

Fúck off.

Feisty. Big game nerves.
02-15-2017, 03:41 PM
Ash

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Originally Posted by Burney

:hehe: My beard is making me look particularly Irish at the moment - not least due to the fact that it still has a deal of ginger in it. I'm grooming this one, though. I've bought something called beard oil.

From the beard oil stall in Spitalfields market, by any chance?
02-15-2017, 03:42 PM
Burney

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Originally Posted by SWv2

As it turns out Tony had **** all Irish heritage having been turned down for the much sought after Irish passport.

:rolleyes: I know that, sw. But the joke wouldn't have worked if I'd mentioned that.
02-15-2017, 03:42 PM
Viva Prat Vegas

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Originally Posted by Burney

I've bought something called beard oil.

:hehe:

10 characters pile of cund
02-15-2017, 03:42 PM
SWv2

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Originally Posted by Ash

From the beard oil stall in Spitalfields market, by any chance?

Beard oil. Beard fúcking oil.

For shame.
02-15-2017, 03:44 PM
Burney

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Originally Posted by Ash

From the beard oil stall in Spitalfields market, by any chance?

No, from Boots. But I am intrigued by this chap's products.

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/arti...beard-oil.html
02-15-2017, 03:45 PM
Viva Prat Vegas

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Originally Posted by SWv2

Beard oil. Beard fúcking oil.

For shame.

Pat uses it to cook his steaks
02-15-2017, 03:47 PM
Burney

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Originally Posted by SWv2

Beard oil. Beard fúcking oil.

For shame.

I know this will come as a shock to an Irishman, sw, but good grooming is not just restricted to horses.
02-15-2017, 03:50 PM
SWv2

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I know this will come as a shock to an Irishman, sw, but good grooming is not just restricted to horses.

Berni nips out for a pint of milk.

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