The MILF in the royal blue dress to Meghan's left, front pew furthest forward

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Originally Posted by Burney

Didn't know you were into that sort of thing, old boy. Still, chaque un a son gout, I suppose.

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I mean merely as a corrective measure, nothing sexual. Who would be in any7 way interested in chastising naughty, naughty girls, seeing the welts rise on their milky-white plumptious buttocks, hearing them squeal for mercy?

Not me, that's for damned sure.

I nearly typed it just then
Had to use Backspace

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Originally Posted by Sir C

I mean merely as a corrective measure, nothing sexual. Who would be in any7 way interested in chastising naughty, naughty girls, seeing the welts rise on their milky-white plumptious buttocks, hearing them squeal for mercy?

Not me, that's for damned sure.

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Oooh, you went a bit 100 Days of Sodom there.

You ever tried to read it? Eye-watering. Bit of an odd cove, the Marquis de Sade, it's fair to say.

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Originally Posted by Burney

Oooh, you went a bit 100 Days of Sodom there.

You ever tried to read it? Eye-watering. Bit of an odd cove, the Marquis de Sade, it's fair to say.

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I haven't, but the glw introduced me to the joys of Victorian erotica. All whips and dildos, you know the drill.

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Originally Posted by Sir C

I haven't, but the glw introduced me to the joys of Victorian erotica. All whips and dildos, you know the drill.

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When you say she 'introduced' you to it... no, never mind. There are things I would genuinely rather not know. :-\

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Originally Posted by Burney

When you say she 'introduced' you to it... no, never mind. There are things I would genuinely rather not know. :-\

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She showed me a book. :rolleyes:

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Originally Posted by Viva Prat Vegas

10/10 for Amal Clooney's posture, poise and carriage
4/10 for Gloomy Soice
10/10 for that trio strutting down the road together

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meanwhile in the gardens of Windsor Castle...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wMRKLOlBIXA

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Originally Posted by Sir C

She showed me a book. :rolleyes:

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Oh, thank goodness! I had some distressing mental images of...well...unpleasantness.

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Originally Posted by Burney

Oh, thank goodness! I had some distressing mental images of...well...unpleasantness.

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I can taste a leetle bit of sick

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Originally Posted by Burney

Oooh, you went a bit 100 Days of Sodom there.

You ever tried to read it? Eye-watering. Bit of an odd cove, the Marquis de Sade, it's fair to say.

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They all got very weird in that period. I tried reading Theophile Gauthier's book on lesbianism, which, don't get me wrong, is a topic which suggests itself to me. But it's boring after a while.