It's snooker, isn't it?
The lush, green baize. The clack of the hard, brightly-coloured, celestial spheres. The gentle geometry of the cushions and the satisfying clunk of the pot.
Devilishly difficult on a full size table of course so the top blokes have amazing technique, weight and precision to their shots.
And now big in Germany. Who'd a thunk it?
