It is really, properly pissing down out there.

Awkward.

Should have made that clear, really.

Little bit the woticism. Ordered extra scans just to spite the insurance company because he doesn't like Aviva. Made me 'wepeat' after him, over and over, 'We don't expect this to be a cancer!'

wrongness going on, but you said nothing about a cancer.

I mentioned this to a friend, who opened his hand to show me his Dupuytren's Contracture.

It is quite clearly a Dupuytren's Contracture.

Dr Madman, however, took one look at it and cried, 'Pwobably not cancer! A Dupuytren's Contracture!'

So, to be honest, I'm assuming it's not cancer, and wondering why he felt the need to bring the subject up.

I'm going to give him the benefit of the doubt and say that he reckons if a chap of your age and habits rocks up with a lump, he's going to assume it's cancer, so he was trying to put you at your ease.

I gob in the eye of handcance.

up and gross, anyway.