Mesu****ch: Ocado delivery at 9.28 this morning

Contents of delivery unknown.

Strangely, the bags were being taken into his garage.

Have you no umlaut, M #Mesutwätch

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Originally Posted by Monty92

Contents of delivery unknown.

Strangely, the bags were being taken into his garage.

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Originally Posted by Monty92

Contents of delivery unknown.

Strangely, the bags were being taken into his garage.

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Are you wànking as you type this?

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Originally Posted by Burney

Are you wànking as you type this?

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I've ordered a rib of beef fror Saturday. I'm going to Joetisserie the motherfúcker!

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Originally Posted by Sir C

I've ordered a rib of beef fror Saturday. I'm going to Joetisserie the motherfúcker!

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Good heavens. Are you not scared of cremating it?

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Originally Posted by Burney

Good heavens. Are you not scared of cremating it?

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Scared? A little. But imagine the consequences of nailing it! There is a tide in the affairs of men, after all.

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Originally Posted by Monty92

Contents of delivery unknown.

Strangely, the bags were being taken into his garage.

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Maybe he has a big chest freezer in there and was stocking up on frozen goods.

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Originally Posted by Sir C

I've ordered a rib of beef fror Saturday. I'm going to Joetisserie the motherfúcker!

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My father keeps turning up here and insists on slow-cooking everything using my barbecue.

Senile, I suppose.

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Originally Posted by redgunamo

My father keeps turning up here and insists on slow-cooking everything using my barbecue.

Senile, I suppose.

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Is he some sort of redneck?

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Originally Posted by Sir C

Is he some sort of redneck?

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Certainly not! African.

Not that there's anything wrong with rednecks and crackers and the like, of course.

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Originally Posted by redgunamo

My father keeps turning up here and insists on slow-cooking everything using my barbecue.

Senile, I suppose.

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This weekend, Sir C was fussing over the readings from his multiple temperature gauges like an expectant mother. The end results were magnificent, though, I must say.

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Originally Posted by Pat Vegas

Maybe he has a big chest freezer in there and was stocking up on frozen goods.

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:judge: This means that he's staying :cloud9: Wouldn't take a massive delivery of food if he was off to Bayern in 2 weeks.

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Originally Posted by redgunamo

Certainly not! African.

Not that there's anything wrong with rednecks and crackers and the like, of course.

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No reason an African can't be a redneck, imo. He likes the low and slow barbecue cook, perhaps he also favours a pick up truck with a gun rack and the works of Lynyrd Skynyrd? I can't help feeling you're being a little racialistic.

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Originally Posted by Burney

This weekend, Sir C was fussing over the readings from his multiple temperature gauges like an expectant mother. The end results were magnificent, though, I must say.

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Aw shucks, you're too kind. it was your rub that made it.

If only we could have coooked it for an hour longer and rested it for an additional hour...

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Originally Posted by Sir C

No reason an African can't be a redneck, imo. He likes the low and slow barbecue cook, perhaps he also favours a pick up truck with a gun rack and the works of Lynyrd Skynyrd? I can't help feeling you're being a little racialistic.

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Oh, I'm always doing that.

But "redneck" specifically refers to a certain sort. Redgunamos are a different matter entirely.

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Originally Posted by Rich

:judge: This means that he's staying :cloud9: Wouldn't take a massive delivery of food if he was off to Bayern in 2 weeks.

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Or stocking up for his leaving party...