In the cold weather we can add layer upon layer to our abdomens to keep them warm but

I bet you wear a onesie.

:old:

Don't forget to take some flapjacks.

I will definitely be dead before reaching the state you describe. But at least you don't wear a wonsie.

Unlike Neg.

...apart from Christmas day anyway.

http://www.gooutdoors.co.uk/berghaus...-tight-p214008
I got a pair of these wons last year for 20 quid, very cosy.