convincing them to do a trial run of charging a couple of quid more for their absolutely giant fúck off 2-course lunches mainly comprising really fúcking tasty meats, breads salads, etc.
5% commission on increased revenues - bosh.
£6.50? What are they thinking????
Because if they're all charging £6.50 and one of them decides to charge £8.50, guess what's gonna happen.Quote:
Originally Posted by Monty92
Well they should at least find the stupid **** who decided that was the right price point in the first place and impale him on one of their giant kebab skewers?Quote:
Originally Posted by Burney
The fellow in question is going to be a 22 stone hairy monster wearing a vest. He would fúck you up.Quote:
Originally Posted by Monty92
At least he won't look like gammon.Quote:
Originally Posted by Sir C
And a Turk DEFINITELY wouldn't have voted for Brexit.
Delish!!!
but just be careful...it’s like salmon.
You can have canine no more than twice a week.
I had such a chap work me over in a Turkish bath in Istanbul. He was the hairiest thing, human or animal, I have ever seen. His back hair was unimaginably luxuriant. When he soaped me up and rubbed up against me it was like being washed with a hairy flannel.Quote:
Originally Posted by Monty92
I did not get an erection.
Only his...Quote:
Originally Posted by Sir C
I had a very similar experience in Athens. Except, when I'm nervous ,I seem to develop acute ticklishness and I was writhing around and uncontrollably laughing for the entire experience. I'm hoping it distracted him from the erection.Quote:
Originally Posted by Sir C
Could they have a big meeting in the local turkish social club and all decide to charge £8.50?Quote:
Originally Posted by Burney