this male playsuit effort also seems wildly impractical. How does one urinate? By stripping to waist? And naked for defecation, presumably?
And surely it will ride up, leading to male camel toe and playing havoc with one's genital and perineal areas?
No. Not for me, Clive.
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Kill me, B. I can't go on living in a world with blokes walking around in those.Quote:
Originally Posted by Burney
One cannot imagine that it would be beyond the wit of man to fit the garment with some sort of opening at the front designed to allow egress to the pénis and enable micturation; perhaps this idea could be further rolled out to, you know, trousers?Quote:
Originally Posted by Burney
The modern world innit, b.Quote:
Originally Posted by Billy Goat Sverige
I read today that Mesut completed all three of his take ons on Tuesday night. His take ons. Jesus wept. I might just drink until it all ends
Really, bgm? I reckon a few years back you'd have been all over this. You were always bang on trend back in the day, as I recall.Quote:
Originally Posted by Billy Goat Sverige
Too late for the world to be worrying about absurdity and manliness by this time, I reckon.Quote:
Originally Posted by Burney
Actually, my underwear often follows that broad and general scheme. Not today though.
Possibly, but I think that still misses the larger point of perineal chafing.Quote:
Originally Posted by Sir C
I think such garments are fine on young ladies, of course. They like a ludicrously impractical garment, the birds do. :nod:
Oh i still wear skinny jeans and the like, but this is just wrong, B. Imagine when a chap needs to bend over to pick up something he may have dropped on the floor. That thing is going to be pulling from the shoulders and flossing his arse, probably splitting his *******s in two as well. Not a good look.Quote:
Originally Posted by Burney
But presumably your underwear is elasticated? And no-one has to see you in it but your long-suffering spouse?Quote:
Originally Posted by redgunamo
:nod: Virtually any sudden movement is going to place the thing under strain. Also, I reckon you'd sweat into it very unpleasantly.Quote:
Originally Posted by Billy Goat Sverige
One cannot stand in the way of progress, b.Quote:
Originally Posted by Burney
In the 17th century you'd have been dismissing trousers as no substitute for doublet and hose.
Yes. And "long-suffering" is right :-\Quote:
Originally Posted by Burney
I still think that the advent of the trouser was a sad day for those of us with a well-turned calf imo.Quote:
Originally Posted by Sir C