**** this.
Who is to blame? I’m wondering exactly how far Berni’s Satanic pact actually went.
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**** this.
Who is to blame? I’m wondering exactly how far Berni’s Satanic pact actually went.
Cease your bedwetting!Quote:
Originally Posted by Sir C
Relax, it was a fake poll put out by a twitter account called “Britain Erects”.
I, of course, am entirely relaxed :-|
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Originally Posted by Sir C
MRP final poll comes out at 10pm. If that says 3% I'll start to worry.Quote:
Originally Posted by Monty92
Anything below 8% will be squelchy bum time for me, Clive.
Will you be joining me in pulling an all-nighter on Thursday?
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Originally Posted by Burney
Berni? Who else is called Berni(e)? I don't think this is a coincidenceQuote:
Originally Posted by Sir C
To be honest, it'll depend on the exit poll. If it says Boris Win, I'll crack open a gallon or two of red and enjoy the Schadenfreude. If it says anything else, I'll be off to the bunker to prepare for civil war.Quote:
Originally Posted by Monty92
Taupin? Nolan? Winters?Quote:
Originally Posted by Luis Anaconda
ffs b, I'm trying to make you out to be a bit evil not to be satan himself (although Schnorbitz aaah)Quote:
Originally Posted by Burney
But surely a very tight exit poll suggesting no majority could easily tip into a narrow majority as the night progresses, so you could end up missing out on all that sweet, sweet steffenfreund for no reason.
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Originally Posted by Burney
Is it the same person who said Hillary is the fav for the Democratic nominee?
Wtf is going on there?
Actually, there are some shocking Bernies, aren't there? Sanders? Madoff? Ecclestone? Grant? Clifton?Quote:
Originally Posted by Luis Anaconda
Terrible name, really.
With you here, but I will skip the Bunker stage and go straight to the herion stash, end of days......Quote:
Originally Posted by Burney
Just logged back into this site after a couple of years and found it's still dominated by the same old right wing Tory boys and nothings changed. Talk about Arsenal fine. Want to do politics go on Twitter.
Be like me and ignore those bits.Quote:
Originally Posted by raouldufy
Thank God you've returned to clarify matters, raouldufy. Could you help me with a few extra details? There are a couple of areas I'm still unsure about.Quote:
Originally Posted by raouldufy
Conversations in the kitchen about philosophy. Allowed or not allowed? A discussion of modern literature in the consevatory, acceptable to you, oh Great Arbiter of What I May Say and Where?
Lunch? Cooking? Cricket?Quote:
Originally Posted by Sir C
Well, it's also forecast to piss it down tomorrow, which is always good news as the students will all just think **** thatQuote:
Originally Posted by Sir C
:nono: Only in the specified places according to the law of raouldufy.Quote:
Originally Posted by PSRB
Unless they've already sent in both their postal votes.Quote:
Originally Posted by PSRB
the rule of law is important in matters politics, sc.Quote:
Originally Posted by Sir C
not to be confused with rule by law, of course.
all hail The raouldufy :bow:
As if they know how to use "post"Quote:
Originally Posted by Sir C
I was looking at the postal vote forms.Quote:
Originally Posted by PSRB
The instructions were overly explained to lead to confusion and void votes imo
130% of postal voters know how to post their vote, psrb :nod:Quote:
Originally Posted by PSRB
:nod: And if you live in Tower Hamlets Mr Khan will be pleased to swing by and help you out.Quote:
Originally Posted by IUFG
I wasted an hour on that last night, trying to prove to someone it was fake.Quote:
Originally Posted by Sir C
Like they said it was from @YouGov but nothing on their twitter feed or website.
So I pulled up the poll the +/- figures were based on (Dec 6) and they'd got 4 of them wrong, i.e LDs 12 (+1) when it would have been -1. BP and Gr saying -1 when the number quoted was unchanged.
They couldn't even be bothered to fake it properly.
My Auntie has taken my Grandfather’s postal vote form and voted for Labour on his behalf (he wanted to vote Lib Dem for reasons unbeknown). In a bit of a quandary as to whether to report this electoral fraud.Quote:
Originally Posted by Sir C
Is it a marginal seat? If it is, it's your duty to report it.Quote:
Originally Posted by Rich
If not, meh.
South Cambridgeshire, which I believe has the potential to swing to Lib Dem - They are now one vote down, though.Quote:
Originally Posted by Sir C
Not sure that I can tell on my own family, though :-\
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Originally Posted by Ganpati's Goonerz--AFC's Aboriginal Fertility Cult
How can you be sure she voted Labour? Perhaps she just enjoys boiling your nasty Saffa píss Rich ;-)Quote:
Originally Posted by Rich
She regularly tells me about the benefits of Labour's socialist agenda. I think she may also be a bit anti-semetic :-(Quote:
Originally Posted by Herbert Augustus Chapman
So she has scuppered any chance your Grandad had of stopping the constituency's agent of Satan Tory with a highly commendable tactical LidDem vote! It is your duty to democracy to inform on her. First to your Grandad and then the authorities.Quote:
Originally Posted by Rich
Your auntie is clearly some kind of marixt fiend.
How can any of these things be accurate.
I've lived in several places at different ages and nobody has ever asked me to partake in some sort of Pre election survey or exit poll.
From the betfair forum...
Here is Laura Kuenssberg (@bbclaurak) stating on live television that Tories have already seen postal votes - which is illegal - as she tries to discredit Labour. How can the BBC keep this incompetent shill on as political editor? #sacklaurakuenssberg
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the sharks are starting to circle...big hitters are loading up their accounts ie
“you don't need to be a scientist to figure out the outcome here. bet accordingly.”
Wonder just how low Con Majority will get now...