I believe I speak for every red-blooded male when I say in response to this story

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Originally Posted by Burney

Oh, god! She's going to turn up at his door in thigh-high boots and a miniskirt. :-(

I used to work with a slightly mental married lady who lost a lot of weight and started dressing like this and flirting outrageously.


I had sex with her, obviously. :-(

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I had an ex pitch up, tell me she was pregnant with her current BF and made it clear she thought we were going to have a session of filth. The idea of putting my winkie near another man's foetus filled me with revulsion.

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Originally Posted by Burney

Bruce is a fine scotch name, to be fair.

Springsteen not so much.

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Bruce The Bruce

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Originally Posted by PSRB

Been 2 months, total cold turkey, 95% of the time I don't miss it, just once or twice a day I'd like one. It does seem far easier this time than previously

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Hang in son, you are just about there - COPD, Oat-meal cancer, amputations ... you don't wanna go there :nod:

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Originally Posted by Herbert Augustus Chapman

I had an ex pitch up, tell me she was pregnant with her current BF and made it clear she thought we were going to have a session of filth. The idea of putting my winkie near another man's foetus filled me with revulsion.

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If there’s a legal perversion that disgusts me more than any other, it’s men who are turned on by pregnant women. :puke:

Oddly enough, we watched Spiceworld at the weekend. The ten year-old said she'd never seen it, which surprised me a bit, so we all gathered around and had a look. Good fun. Roger Moore :love:

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Originally Posted by Burney

....Niiiiiiice. ;-)

https://metro.co.uk/2019/03/23/mel-b...6/?ito=twitter

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There you are then. This is why Europe is filling up with Islams. You can't complain :-\

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Originally Posted by Burney

If there’s a legal perversion that disgusts me more than any other, it’s men who are turned on by pregnant women. :puke:

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Originally Posted by redgunamo

There you are then. This is why Europe is filling up with Islams. You can't complain :-\

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Why? From an evolutionary point of view, you're not meant to find pregnant women attractive since they're a reproductive dead end. You're only supposed to find women you can impregnate attractive.

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Originally Posted by redgunamo

Oddly enough, we watched Spiceworld at the weekend. The ten year-old said she'd never seen it, which surprised me a bit, so we all gathered around and had a look. Good fun. Roger Moore :love:

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It seem they found once was enough

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Originally Posted by Luis Anaconda

It seem they found once was enough

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I've always found it amusing that they used to concoct these ridicules double entendre names for Bond girls (Ivana Loddakok or whatever), but it never seemed to occur to anyone that they'd hired a bloke whose actual name was a double entendre to play Bond himself.

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Originally Posted by Burney

Why? From an evolutionary point of view, you're not meant to find pregnant women attractive since they're a reproductive dead end. You're only supposed to find women you can impregnate attractive.

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How do you feel about anal?