Twice in the space of a few days I have watched the first half

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I wasn't very fond of Hazard.
something about him.

at most Azpilicueta annoys me. only because of the comentators saying his name not for anything he has done

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Mickey Hazard? Proper wánker he was.

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I find City incredibly offensive for having utterly destroyed football by buying it. I know Abramovich started it, but City have just been utterly ridiculous.

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Oh, I despise the club in principle and hate what they've done, but I don't really hate them on the pitch. Indeed, if it comes down to a choice between them and most of the other likely winners, I'd choose them, since their unfair financial advantage means that I don't really think of their achievements as counting.

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Yes and I'm sure fans of Huddersfield Town are impressed by our self-sustainable model and parsimonious transfer activity.

You know what you f*cking need? A lesson in white privilege, mate.

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I'm the one being oppressed by the Zionist Rothschild banking konspiracy. Don't talk to me about 'privilege' when you people run the media, the arts, the banks and government.

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Errr, mate, we just bought the new Glenn Helder for about £100 million pounds

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As far as I can make out, we haven't so much bought his as taken out a mortgage for him.

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As far as I can make out, we haven't so much bought his as taken out a mortgage for him.

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That's fine. I, too, would bet my mortgage on him being an abortion of a signing.

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That's fine. I, too, would bet my mortgage on him being an abortion of a signing.

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I didn't like the way he came on the other day and just fúcking minced about like a big gay baby. :-(

I expect a record signing to appear and immediately impose himself. Anything else is abject failure.

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Mickey Hazard? Proper wánker he was.

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Isn't he a taxi driver now?

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I didn't like the way he came on the other day and just fúcking minced about like a big gay baby. :-(

I expect a record signing to appear and immediately impose himself. Anything else is abject failure.

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Is there some stickball on to enrage you today? :-(

If you tell your doctor what the crickets do to your mental state I bet he'd prescribe you some valium.

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Is there some stickball on to enrage you today? :-(

If you tell your doctor what the crickets do to your mental state I bet he'd prescribe you some valium.

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There is. In fact, I'm supposed to be going on Saturday, but it may well rain, in which case we shall go and have a nice lunch somewhere.

I have no need of valium. I'm high on life.

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There is. In fact, I'm supposed to be going on Saturday, but it may well rain, in which case we shall go and have a nice lunch somewhere.

I have no need of valium. I'm high on life.

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On Saturday I feast.

Today I find I have lost half a stone in 3 weeks. The dieting therefore ends in 48 hours.

I have ordered a kilo of ribeye and 200 grams of beef fat from the butcher. I shall use this to make cheeseburgers. These cheeseburgers will be served with chips.

Cheeseburgers. With chips.