Do you think we'll ever get rid of Gunnersaurus? He's just so embarrassing, incongruous and
irrelevant to Arsenal iconography and history that it really f**king winds me up.
We could have had a cannonball or something. Instead we decided to ride on the coattails of a movie that came out in 1993.
It's just humiliating. I f**king hate that green c**t.
I'd prefer somebody dressed in full Waterloo regalia, bayonet fixed
The we would see who would win the mascot challenge
Never gonna happen with a French manager, is it?
They're still trying to claim they won the bloody thing.
Belgians would be up for it though if you go by their new design for the Euro coin
I love him, the big, daft, green-slippered galoot.
I got my picture taken with him once. He gave me a lovely cuddle.
We should stage a meteor strike that kills him off and then have the new one emerge from the crater
That's what I'd do, anyway.
Who's being a Negative Nigel again?
We've spoken about this, haven't we?
I am not sure a Pheonix really reflects Arsenal and it's history
We need a Scottish/Nottingham/Gun thing really.
An Highland Guard riding an electronic cannon and misses penalties at the Young Gooner Half-time shout out
I've often thought that we should have a cannon, but it is unfortunate that it would look a lot like
a giant ***** and testicles.
This is why I'm in favour of Shrapnel the Artillery Shell.
Let's see the kids cuddle that mascot