Ooh, get you, leaping in with your catty comments.
Nothing to do with the Army; buggery is cool nowadays
Everyone's trying to get in on it.
It does bring to mind the whole 'trying to play snooker with a rope' image
But crucially, with consent
Rape is never cool, reg, never!
Also crucially, rape isn't rape until an appropriate authority says so
Other than snapchat, I mean, difficult as it may be for you to grasp.
I'm all for poofs doing their thing.
But let me assure you I am not "trying to get in on it".