FFS, Can we not give Nketiah a run out. Welbeck has done FA for 3 appearances now.

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03-08-2018, 07:45 PM
7sisters

FFS, Can we not give Nketiah a run out. Welbeck has done FA for 3 appearances now.

10 decent performances and Danny
03-08-2018, 08:01 PM
Peter

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Originally Posted by 7sisters

10 decent performances and Danny

Poor old Danny. He really is absolutely ****ing useless isn't he.
03-08-2018, 08:15 PM
Herbert Augustus Chapman

That air shot at the end was the clumsiest, most inept attempt to kick a ball

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Originally Posted by Peter

Poor old Danny. He really is absolutely ****ing useless isn't he.

I have ever seen. Danny is defining ever increasing levels of spasticity. I fear he may be at the onset stage of some dreadful neurological condition that causes his brain to believe his feet are both on the end of the wrong leg.
03-08-2018, 08:20 PM
barrybueno

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Originally Posted by Herbert Augustus Chapman

I have ever seen. Danny is defining ever increasing levels of spasticity. I fear he may be at the onset stage of some dreadful neurological condition that causes his brain to believe his feet are both on the end of the wrong leg.

That was ****ing hilarious, I think they need to breathalyse him before games, he shirley can't be that bad when he's sober.
03-08-2018, 08:26 PM
Alberto Balsam Rodriguez

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Originally Posted by Peter

Poor old Danny. He really is absolutely ****ing useless isn't he.

He is one of those "Ah bless" type of players.
03-09-2018, 12:08 AM
Monty92

He was fouled, you blind ****.

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Originally Posted by Herbert Augustus Chapman

I have ever seen. Danny is defining ever increasing levels of spasticity. I fear he may be at the onset stage of some dreadful neurological condition that causes his brain to believe his feet are both on the end of the wrong leg.
03-09-2018, 12:30 AM
Tony C

He reminded me of those old Emile Heskey type performances from Sven’s England team...just straight up hard running but comical in front of goal.

:-|

Can’t fault him for effort because we haven’t seen that for a while but clearly needs to work on his finish although he might be one of those instinct type players ie if it’s point blank with zero reaction time he will score but the moment he starts thinking he goes to pieces and looks like one the walkers from Star Wars when they fall down...ATATs I believe? Not sure. Star Wars is gay...all about the Trek imo
03-09-2018, 07:45 AM
Pokster

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Originally Posted by Monty92

He was fouled, you blind ****.

I think this might be a first, I agree with you 100%...I'm off for a lie down
03-09-2018, 09:26 AM
Peter

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Originally Posted by Monty92

He was fouled, you blind ****.

I only watched the last 20 minutes and he looked absolutely ****ed. He could hardly run.
03-09-2018, 09:58 AM
PSRB

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Originally Posted by Peter

Poor old Danny. He really is absolutely ****ing useless isn't he.

Had a good game last night but still never looks like doing his actual job of scoring goals.
03-09-2018, 09:59 AM
Peter

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Originally Posted by PSRB

Had a good game last night but still never looks like doing his actual job of scoring goals.

Obviously, we know he isnt going to score goals. Not his game at all. Despite this he has proved useful in the past as he is able to do other stuff pretty well. He just doesnt look fit at the moment.
03-09-2018, 10:01 AM
Sir C

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Originally Posted by Peter

Obviously, we know he isnt going to score goals. Not his game at all. Despite this he has proved useful in the past as he is able to do other stuff pretty well. He just doesnt look fit at the moment.

There's something wrong with his reaction time. I'm convinced it's noit muscular, I think the plates in his head have moved.
03-09-2018, 10:06 AM
Peter

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There's something wrong with his reaction time. I'm convinced it's noit muscular, I think the plates in his head have moved.

For the bit of the game I watched he looked like he had been on the fags.
03-09-2018, 10:07 AM
IUFG

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Originally Posted by PSRB

Had a good game last night but still never looks like doing his actual job of scoring goals.

If we had a team pressing strategy, Danny would be very ****ing useful indeed.

He is probably one of our better players without the ball than with it! Speaks volumes, sadly...