Theo's having a medical at Everton, then.

Pleeeeeeeease don't let them find out he's a malfunctioning cyborg with no human emotions and extremely limited AI :fingerscrossed:

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Originally Posted by Burney

Pleeeeeeeease don't let them find out he's a malfunctioning cyborg with no human emotions and extremely limited AI :fingerscrossed:

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Originally Posted by Herbert Augustus Chapman

They'll discover he's actually Lewis Hamilton and call the deal off.

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Lewisham never wants it less than the opposition.

Unless he's sulking.

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Originally Posted by Ash

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Lewisham never wants it less than the opposition.

Unless he's sulking.

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Theo Hamilton has it easy. Just sits in a computer controlled kit car and has only to keep his foot down and steer the contraption. Anyone could do it. Even an effete gay chap like yourself Ash.

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Lewisham never wants it less than the opposition.

Unless he's sulking.

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Talking of Lewis Hamilton, has a certain Theo Chuang crossed your radar yet? Interesting chap #TheStorm

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Theo Hamilton has it easy. Just sits in a computer controlled kit car and has only to keep his foot down and steer the contraption. Anyone could do it. Even an effete gay chap like yourself Ash.

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They have to keep the thing on the island as well as not bumping into the other fellows. They also have a million settings and buttons on the steering wheel to master. And then there are all the G forces. Every time you go round a corner at 130mph your internals are trying to carry on in a straight line. This happens every few seconds for an hour and a half. You need to be in good shape.

And you're the one who has frothy milk in his coffee.

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They have to keep the thing on the island as well as not bumping into the other fellows. They also have a million settings and buttons on the steering wheel to master. And then there are all the G forces. Every time you go round a corner at 130mph your internals are trying to carry on in a straight line. This happens every few seconds for an hour and a half. You need to be in good shape.

And you're the one who has frothy milk in his coffee.

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Milky coffee is a definite sign of a shirtlifter, a. You are quite correct. Real men have grown out of milky coffee by the time they hit their 20s.

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Talking of Lewis Hamilton, has a certain Theo Chuang crossed your radar yet? Interesting chap #TheStorm

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Oh yes, saw that. Remarkable sequence of coincidences.

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Milky coffee is a definite sign of a shirtlifter, a. You are quite correct. Real men have grown out of milky coffee by the time they hit their 20s.

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Nonsense b. The truest sign of a chutney ferret, is a chap who, upon discovering he has a flat tyre, calls the AA and makes himself pretty while awaiting the mechanic's arrival, then blushes and pouts coquettishly at the fellow while he is about his task.

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Oh yes, saw that. Remarkable sequence of coincidences.

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Remarkable indeed. Somehow, I get the feeling one or two people will be wanting to have a word with him soon. You know, to ensure he gets even more recognition.

Or it may be too late; clearly someone has been singing like a canary already, as they say.