Before leaving for work today, I popped a single bottle of Bollinger in the fridge.

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12-12-2019, 11:55 AM
Rich

Before leaving for work today, I popped a single bottle of Bollinger in the fridge.

The thought was that it would be opened on the stroke of 2200 hours to celebrate a Tory majority in the exit polls.

I have since read AWIMB and Twitter and am concerned that I might have tempted fate :-(
12-12-2019, 11:58 AM
Monty92

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Originally Posted by Rich

The thought was that it would be opened on the stroke of 2200 hours to celebrate a Tory majority in the exit polls.

I have since read AWIMB and Twitter and am concerned that I might have tempted fate :-(

I told you, it's like being 2-0 up to Spurs with 5 to go. Only a total maniac wouldn't still be absolutely sh*tting themselves.
12-12-2019, 12:29 PM
barrybueno

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Originally Posted by Monty92

I told you, it's like being 2-0 up to Spurs with 5 to go. Only a total maniac wouldn't still be absolutely sh*tting themselves.

I think celebrating off the back of an exit poll is more like popping the champers open at half time in the NLD. At 1-0 :homer:
12-12-2019, 12:31 PM
Herbert Augustus Chapman

What was that match where the nouvea Arsenal c@nts at Highbury started Olé'ing

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Originally Posted by Monty92

I told you, it's like being 2-0 up to Spurs with 5 to go. Only a total maniac wouldn't still be absolutely sh*tting themselves.

when we were one goal ahead with TEN minutes to go and just one goal conceded meant we were out to an away goal? Which is what happened of course.

That's you Rich :-) Keep up the good work.
12-12-2019, 12:33 PM
Sir C

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Originally Posted by Monty92

I told you, it's like being 2-0 up to Spurs with 5 to go. Only a total maniac wouldn't still be absolutely sh*tting themselves.

What I find extremely bizarre is that his fridge apparently contained no ‘poo until this morning.

What does the animal do when friends unexpectedly drop in? I expect he serves them tea. Or beer! :hehe:
12-12-2019, 12:35 PM
Pat Vegas

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Originally Posted by Rich

The thought was that it would be opened on the stroke of 2200 hours to celebrate a Tory majority in the exit polls.

I have since read AWIMB and Twitter and am concerned that I might have tempted fate :-(

You should always have one in the fridge anyway.
12-12-2019, 12:35 PM
Burney

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Originally Posted by Sir C

What I find extremely bizarre is that his fridge apparently contained no ‘poo until this morning.

What does the animal do when friends unexpectedly drop in? I expect he serves them tea. Or beer! :hehe:

I'm overrun with the damn stuff I've been given. I don't drink it voluntarily, so I'm going to give several bottles to staff members to giove them the false impression that I'm generous and lovely.
12-12-2019, 12:37 PM
Pat Vegas

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Originally Posted by Sir C

What I find extremely bizarre is that his fridge apparently contained no ‘poo until this morning.

What does the animal do when friends unexpectedly drop in? I expect he serves them tea. Or beer! :hehe:

I'm running out of space, I have received so many work gifts from suppliers this Christmas season it's getting mad.
Can't complain, just lugging it all home,
I haven't paid for lunch all week and tonight I am going to a s****y hotel in Buckinghamshire. my chauffer is coming soon :cloud9:
12-12-2019, 12:52 PM
barrybueno

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Originally Posted by Pat Vegas

You should always have one in the fridge anyway.

:nod: Just in case the glorious news of Tony or Cherie's shuffling off this mortal coil comes through :cloud9:

Always have the back up of the pub tbh
12-12-2019, 01:22 PM
Rich

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Originally Posted by Sir C

What I find extremely bizarre is that his fridge apparently contained no ‘poo until this morning.

What does the animal do when friends unexpectedly drop in? I expect he serves them tea. Or beer! :hehe:

I have my temperature controlled wine cabinet. But contains no bubbles.