Innit, I work out on a machine for half an hour to burn enough calories for that chocolate bar I just ate.
Not eating the chocolate bar is easier.
You have to embrace the misery. It's not forever and you actually get used to being hungry. It becomes your friend as its a clear sign that what you're doing is working.
One tip- stop weighing yourself. It is meaningless and the weight loss isn't consistent. A good week will tell you you can step off the gas a bit, a bad week will make you want to give up. Forget the weight, just measure it by how your clothes fit.
I’m starting a tape worm company if you want in.
It’s aimed at the woke SJWs
By taking one you’re helping another of nature’s creations, helping the environment, reducing your carbon footprint and improving your health.
I’m going to be mega rich.
Also I’ve invented Dirt Butter. Brilliant on toast imo....even though I haven’t tried it and I’m not sure it’s actually butter.