If I went on a date with that Amelia chicken shop lady

I'd take her to a nice restaurant, not a chicken shop.

That is why I'm such a big hit with the girls.

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Originally Posted by Sir C

I'd take her to a nice restaurant, not a chicken shop.

That is why I'm such a big hit with the girls.

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Would the Michelin stars be any compensation for your tiny, withered member and dormant libido, though? :-(

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Originally Posted by Burney

Would the Michelin stars be any compensation for your tiny, withered member and dormant libido, though? :-(

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Probably not, but I'd be hoping that she might at least be tempted to show me her boobies. As a sort of reward, see?

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Originally Posted by Sir C

Probably not, but I'd be hoping that she might at least be tempted to show me her boobies. As a sort of reward, see?

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That would seem reasonable. You might even get a feel of them.

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Originally Posted by Sir C

Probably not, but I'd be hoping that she might at least be tempted to show me her boobies. As a sort of reward, see?

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Oh, I gather chicken shops are just fine for that sort of thing.

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Originally Posted by Burney

That would seem reasonable. You might even get a feel of them.

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Dear God man, what are you suggesting? I'm a married man, for Christ's sake!

Just a little look, that's all I'd ask.

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Originally Posted by redgunamo

Oh, I gather chicken shops are just fine for that sort of thing.

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Can I be sure that all these chicken shops only use free range chicken, r?

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Originally Posted by Sir C

Can I be sure that all these chicken shops only use free range chicken, r?

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I'd be surprised if any of them used any "chicken" at all :-\

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Originally Posted by Sir C

Dear God man, what are you suggesting? I'm a married man, for Christ's sake!

Just a little look, that's all I'd ask.

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I don't think a feel infringes the marriage vows, does it? :-(

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Originally Posted by Burney

I don't think a feel infringes the marriage vows, does it? :-(

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I still recall looking over at my slightly priggish mate on his stag do in Barcelona as he feverishly sucked on and groped a stripper's tits and wondering how he was going to convince himself he'd not cheated on his missus.