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Now that's having bad day.........
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Originally Posted by
PSRB
Whose dream job is in Indonesia?
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Originally Posted by
Burney
Whose dream job is in Indonesia?
:hehe: good point. Also could he look any more 'Manchester'
This guy also had a bad day.
https://www.mirror.co.uk/news/weird-...dwich-13956311
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Originally Posted by
Burney
Whose dream job is in Indonesia?
I like the fact that at no point is the actual job ever described
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Originally Posted by
Pat Vegas
A few things:
1/ Why does the paper feel the need to use the coy euphemism 'pleasured himself' when 'masturbated' would be both more succinct and less ambiguous?
2/ What kind of sandwich was it?
3/ Presumably this wasn't the first time he'd done this. I'm guessing everyone in that workplace has at some point eaten his man-fat.
4/ Why do they feel the need to show us a stock picture of a sandwich? We know what sandwiches look like.
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Burney
Whose dream job is in Indonesia?
The sort of man who kisses his biceps when in a confrontation, one supposes?
I would actually rather like to visit Indonesia. Particularly Sumatra, Java, Sulawesi, Komodo & Lombok. I think you could make quite a spectacular 3 week holiday out of it.
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Originally Posted by
Burney
A few things:
1/ Why does the paper feel the need to use the coy euphemism 'pleasured himself' when 'masturbated' would be both more succinct and less ambiguous?
2/ What kind of sandwich was it?
3/ Presumably this wasn't the first time he'd done this. I'm guessing everyone in that workplace has at some point eaten his man-fat.
4/ Why do they feel the need to show us a stock picture of a sandwich? We know what sandwiches look like.
Also, while he admits to pleasuring himself with the sandwich unwrapped & in his hands, his defence argue that there was no contact with... well, you know. Therefore, we are supposed to assume he was pleasuring himself simply while holding her shorts & her lunch? It seems quite bizarre to me.
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Rich
Also, while he admits to pleasuring himself with the sandwich unwrapped & in his hands, his defence argue that there was no contact with... well, you know. Therefore, we are supposed to assume he was pleasuring himself simply while holding her shorts & her lunch? It seems quite bizarre to me.
Yes. I was hoping he might actually have been fùcking the sandwich. Although you'd want to be sure it wasn't crusty or wholegrain due to chafing issues. Basically, a soft roll would be ideal.
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Burney
Yes. I was hoping he might actually have been fùcking the sandwich. Although you'd want to be sure it wasn't crusty or wholegrain due to chafing issues. Basically, a soft roll would be ideal.
Shirley it all depends on the filling? You'd want some sort of non spicy smooth sauce as a lubrication wouldn't you
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Originally Posted by
Pokster
Shirley it all depends on the filling? You'd want some sort of non spicy smooth sauce as a lubrication wouldn't you
Ham would be most enjoyable, I think. The cheap sort that has been sweating in its wrapping for some time.
Maybe zap it in the microwave for 10 seconds beforehand, though.