I'm not one for racial generalisations but you know who are mad fúckers? Lithuanians :nod:
I know a chap who married a Lit (or whatever they call themselves). He finds the vodka drinking whenever her friends and relatives visit extremely difficult.
11-21-2017, 10:05 AM
Burney
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Originally Posted by Sir C
All those pseudoscandis are mental. Finns especially. Mad like the cheese.
I rather like Finns. Easily my favourite nordics, at least. They're quirky, stoic and largely unsmiling when sober, but actually have a very good, dry (if bleak) sense of humour. They're good fun to get naked and drink with.
11-21-2017, 10:07 AM
Sir C
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Originally Posted by Burney
I rather like Finns. Easily my favourite nordics, at least. They're quirky, stoic and largely unsmiling when sober, but actually have a very good, dry (if bleak) sense of humour. They're good fun to get naked and drink with.
Look, anyone you get naked and drink with is going to be fun. Even Germans. (Not Poles though).
11-21-2017, 10:14 AM
Burney
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Originally Posted by Sir C
Look, anyway you get naked and rink with is going to be fun. Even Germans. (Not Poles though).
In Helsinki, there's a place called the mummotunneli ('Granny tunnel'), which is basically just a street full of bars where ladies of a maturer vintage are basically there for the taking if one is of a mind. Good fun.
11-21-2017, 10:15 AM
Sir C
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Originally Posted by Burney
In Helsinki, there's a place called the mummotunneli ('Granny tunnel'), which is basically just a street full of bars where ladies of a maturer vintage are basically there for the taking if one is of a mind. Good fun.
Now you're talking my language, b. Should I ever find myself adrift in Helsinki I will most certainly avail myself of such a granny.
11-21-2017, 10:20 AM
Burney
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Originally Posted by Sir C
Now you're talking my language, b. Should I ever find myself adrift in Helsinki I will most certainly avail myself of such a granny.
You barely have to try. They hurl themselves at one, bless 'em.
11-21-2017, 10:32 AM
Luis Anaconda
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Originally Posted by Burney
I rather like Finns. Easily my favourite nordics, at least. They're quirky, stoic and largely unsmiling when sober, but actually have a very good, dry (if bleak) sense of humour. They're good fun to get naked and drink with.
:nod: Great drinkers and racing drivers - not necessarily two things you think would go together. And some quite lovely women (possibly even the grannies)
11-21-2017, 10:34 AM
Burney
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Originally Posted by Luis Anaconda
:nod: Great drinkers and racing drivers - not necessarily two things you think would go together. And some quite lovely women (possibly even the grannies)
They're not actual grannies, to be fair. They range in age from about 35-50.
11-21-2017, 10:38 AM
Luis Anaconda
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Originally Posted by Burney
They're not actual grannies, to be fair. They range in age from about 35-50.