He's working out after midnight :rubchin:
He 'goes to the toilet' :rubchin:
Next thing we know, his towel's full of baby batter :rubchin:
It just doesn't add up for me.
https://metro.co.uk/2019/05/14/teena...towel-9531540/
He's working out after midnight :rubchin:
He 'goes to the toilet' :rubchin:
Next thing we know, his towel's full of baby batter :rubchin:
It just doesn't add up for me.
https://metro.co.uk/2019/05/14/teena...towel-9531540/
The really odd thing about this 'story' is that it has made it to the news.Quote:
Originally Posted by Burney
World war three is about to kick off and the Metro is carrying stories of a phantom wánker.
"too busy looking at his phone" Watching porn no doubtQuote:
Originally Posted by Burney
I'm pretty sure HE is the wánker.Quote:
Originally Posted by Sir C
Quite so, p. He's clearly masturbated into his own towel and is now too deep into his cover story to turn back.Quote:
Originally Posted by Pokster
Watching gay gym porn no doubt... NTTAWWTQuote:
Originally Posted by Burney
:nod: 'Pump Gyms'...amirite? :rubchin:Quote:
Originally Posted by Pokster
Gym name taken a bit literallyQuote:
Originally Posted by Burney
Imagine doing the night shift at a gym and a man rushes out of the changing rooms waving his spunky towel under your nose and loudly shouting 'IT'S NOT SHAMPOO!'Quote:
Originally Posted by PSRB
I think I'd knock him down.
I'm trying to get an Allen gag out of this but for the life of me I can't find one :-(Quote:
Originally Posted by Burney