Tonight I am alone in my own property. There are so many questions unanswered at this

stage: What to drink? What to eat? What to watch? What to whack off to.

:cloud9: I am very much looking forward to this.

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Originally Posted by Rich

stage: What to drink? What to eat? What to watch? What to whack off to.

:cloud9: I am very much looking forward to this.

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Onanism, r? Surely, as a medical man, you must know the deleterious effects such behaviour can have on your constitution? The enervation? The neuralgia? The loss of vitality and strength? The inability to play a straight bat or hold your catches in the outfield?

These are all medical facts, r.

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Originally Posted by Rich

stage: What to drink? What to eat? What to watch? What to whack off to.

:cloud9: I am very much looking forward to this.

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Drink? Wine, as God intended.
Eat? Kebab, as God intended.
Watch? Telly.

Your other needs are a matter for you and your conscience. And may God forgive you.

Order Micky Ds from UberEats and load of youporn later :nod:

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Originally Posted by Burney

Onanism, r? Surely, as a medical man, you must know the deleterious effects such behaviour can have on your constitution? The enervation? The neuralgia? The loss of vitality and strength? The inability to play a straight bat or hold your catches in the outfield?

These are all medical facts, r.

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Blindness too, I hear.

Anyway, part of my pre match routine was to bash one out before leaving for the ground. Didn't seem to do me much harm.

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Blindness too, I hear.

Anyway, part of my pre match routine was to bash one out before leaving for the ground. Didn't seem to do me much harm.

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As we said yesterday- bowlers are ****ers :)

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Originally Posted by Rich

stage: What to drink? What to eat? What to watch? What to whack off to.

:cloud9: I am very much looking forward to this.

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Kebab. some sort of Gordon Ramsay Programme, and go old school porn. but 90s

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Originally Posted by Rich

Blindness too, I hear.

Anyway, part of my pre match routine was to bash one out before leaving for the ground. Didn't seem to do me much harm.

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Presumably, you're going to touch some poor patient with that hand tomorrow?

So much for going private. :-(

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Originally Posted by Sir C

Drink? Wine, as God intended.
Eat? Kebab, as God intended.
Watch? Telly.

Your other needs are a matter for you and your conscience. And may God forgive you.

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God sure as f*ck did not intend wine and kebabs to be consumed together, Charles.

I'm disappointed in you, really I am. :-(