No tent, I'm not some sort of fag. No, a tarp and some paracord is all I need to rig up a basha.
As long as it isn't cold or wet, I'll be fine.
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No tent, I'm not some sort of fag. No, a tarp and some paracord is all I need to rig up a basha.
As long as it isn't cold or wet, I'll be fine.
You do realise that statistics are somewhat against it being both cold and wet in January. In the Lake District... Don't you?Quote:
Originally Posted by Sir C
I'll wear a coat.Quote:
Originally Posted by Rich
Why always with the negative waves?
Well I wish you well on your expedition.Quote:
Originally Posted by Sir C
There... Positivity.
Good. As I shall be there in late December :thumbup:Quote:
Originally Posted by Sir C
Nice n cosy in the Drunken Duck, next to the fire, with the locals and their dogs and large amounts of Barngates real ale. :cloud9:
I shall be taking my usual cottage, naturally. My camping excursion will last no more than 18 hours.Quote:
Originally Posted by WES
Is the food at the Drunken Duck still spectacularly mediocre?
You should try the bollito misto at the El****er Inn.
a temporary wánking den and after sating your revolting lusts you'll return to the comfort of your cottage.Quote:
Originally Posted by Sir C
And what's the problem with that?Quote:
Originally Posted by Herbert Augustus Chapman
I have no interest in acts of self-pollution, h, for I am able to satisfy my basest, most repellent desires on your mum.Quote:
Originally Posted by Herbert Augustus Chapman
Nothing la. Chap has to expunge the big lumpy bits or prostate problems arise. It's the dishonesty. Wild camping my arse. Why doesn't he just admit he's going on a wánking holidayQuote:
Originally Posted by Luis Anaconda
I wonder which Awimber will last the longest in a survival situation imo
Like with nothing but a Swiss Army knife.
We should do this....the AWIMB Hunger Games....10 of you on an island and goooooo...
No, it was never mediocre, it was always good. Certainly not great and only occasionally very good, but never mediocre. You just ordered the wrong thing or, more likely, wouldn't know good food if it bit your skinny, Dutch arse.Quote:
Originally Posted by Sir C
And I have no intention of eating at an establishment that contain the word f*ck or p*nk in it. Ha!
You're not familiar with the bollito misto at the Eltermere Inn?Quote:
Originally Posted by WES
Moosefúcker.
No, but as I will not return to LRK I have an open night so I shall consider it. Quite the eclectic menu they seem to have.Quote:
Originally Posted by Sir C
Does this island have an off-licence and wifi?Quote:
Originally Posted by Tony C
be a bit of a Busman's imo ;-)Quote:
Originally Posted by Herbert Augustus Chapman