It's (sort of) still daylight outside, the birds are singing and it feels like

an early spring day.

We've survived another one, haven't we? :cloud9:

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Originally Posted by Sir C

an early spring day.

We've survived another one, haven't we? :cloud9:

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For the past four hours, I've been thinking it was an hour later than it actually is. Consequently, I now have an unexpected free hour before I have to pick up the kids.

I've literally no idea what to do with myself, Jeff. I mean, I do, obviously, but you can't string that out for a whole hour....can you?

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Originally Posted by Monty92

For the past four hours, I've been thinking it was an hour later than it actually is. Consequently, I now have an unexpected free hour before I have to pick up the kids.

I've literally no idea what to do with myself, Jeff. I mean, I do, obviously, but you can't string that out for a whole hour....can you?

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I wouldn't know, old chap. I haven't engaged in self-poillution since I lost sexual potency around about 1983 :-(

If I were you I'd cook something. Prepare a really garlicky dauphinoise for your glw.

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Originally Posted by Sir C

an early spring day.

We've survived another one, haven't we? :cloud9:

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Mate, it's early February. We've got at least another month of shït to wade through yet. :-(

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Originally Posted by Monty92

For the past four hours, I've been thinking it was an hour later than it actually is. Consequently, I now have an unexpected free hour before I have to pick up the kids.

I've literally no idea what to do with myself, Jeff. I mean, I do, obviously, but you can't string that out for a whole hour....can you?

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Many years ago I thought it was 5:30 but it was 4:30 I got up turned off my computer and said goodbye to everyone.

They looked a bit confused but as I did it with authority they assumed it was correct.
Only half way down the corridor outside I realised my mistake and made a dilemma do I go back and look ridiculous or carry on with my error.

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Originally Posted by Monty92

For the past four hours, I've been thinking it was an hour later than it actually is. Consequently, I now have an unexpected free hour before I have to pick up the kids.

I've literally no idea what to do with myself, Jeff. I mean, I do, obviously, but you can't string that out for a whole hour....can you?

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You could do it twice? :shrug:

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Originally Posted by Burney

Mate, it's early February. We've got at least another month of shït to wade through yet. :-(

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:-( We have daylight, though. It may be pissing down, blowing a gale, freezing and foggy, but at least there's some light.

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Originally Posted by Sir C

I wouldn't know, old chap. I haven't engaged in self-poillution since I lost sexual potency around about 1983 :-(

If I were you I'd cook something. Prepare a really garlicky dauphinoise for your glw.

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I always forget, is it you or Berni who has some weird moral objection to w*nking? I think it must be you, as I recall Berni admitting the first thing he did after his ball was lopped off was bash one out to check everything was still in working order.

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Originally Posted by Sir C

:-( We have daylight, though. It may be pissing down, blowing a gale, freezing and foggy, but at least there's some light.

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That's not daylight. It's just not pitch darkness.

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Originally Posted by Monty92

I always forget, is it you or Berni who has some weird moral objection to w*nking? I think it must be you, as I recall Berni admitting the first thing he did after his ball was lopped off was bash one out to check everything was still in working order.

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Something in the term 'lopped off' just made my prostate pucker. :-(

It's defffo Sir C. It probably explains why he's got an iffy prostate. Failed to clear the pipes often enough, I reckon :nod: