I shall be meeting my father-in-law for the first time on Saturday

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Originally Posted by Burney

The penguins always seem to be having a grand time. No predators, not too cold and all the fish they can eat.

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I like the sardines frozen in ice they have in the Summertime
I would like to try a sardine ice lolly

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Originally Posted by Sir C

Songo Songo would make the basis of a great movie. A speck in the Indian ocean inhabited by a hundred native fishermen and 300 bewildered chinese gas workers :hehe:

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The island where Madeline McCann can be found

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Originally Posted by Viva Prat Vegas

The island where Madeline McCann can be found

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To be honest I think she'd stand out a bit there mate.

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Originally Posted by Viva Prat Vegas

The island where Madeline McCann can be found

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And the Loch Ness monster. And our title challenge.

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Originally Posted by Sir C

To be honest I think she'd stand out a bit there mate.

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An undiscovered island so remote and tiny that it does not show up on the radar of passing aircraft

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Originally Posted by Monty92

My father-in-law's just announced his 24-year-old sex-trafficked, FGM'd Nigerian wife is pregnant. He's just been sacked from a job in Dubai and moved back to the US to take another job. To no-one's surprise, her efforts to acquire a US visa so she can join him have been declined and she's now stuck in Dubai, alone, pregnant, jobless and on borrowed time before she gets turfed back to Nigeria.

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If you are going to describe her in definitive terms like that Monty, I think you should have added in 'clitorisless'.

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