The first 5 on Masterchef were an utter charisma vacuum.

There weren't even any appalling disasters.

Disappointing. Let's hope for better things to come.

have been thrown out of the building immediately.

Also, I'm actually quite scared of the Welsh professor of medical devices. :-(

First she made consewmay. Then she decided to 'turn the heating up'.

Ignorant fat pig bitch.

The fat baldy might end up decking him, if we're lucky.