Originally Posted by
Herbert Augustus Chapman
from the spot spot and we would have delivered another defeat to our detested enemy and most likely sent them into a tailspin of poor results in the final hurdle of the season.
But you could see from his face he did not want to take it - the big wet sloppy fanny pussy coward. And what he did to the ball cannot be called kicking - that verb will not do. We need a new verb that means to lamely swing one's foot at the ball and fail miserably to impart any kind of velocity into it (having telegraphed to the keeper exactly where you intended to place the fúcking ball because you are such a grade a cock scoffer).
If you are going to cheat to get a pelanty but are too gutless to leather the ****ing thing home, step aside and let someone which a cock between his legs take it. This is probably why under the old tit the person winning the pen NEVER took the pen*
*probably utter bollox
