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Happy Birthday to you,
Happy Birthday to you,
Happy Birthday dear Monty,
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:music:
Happy Birthday to you,
Happy Birthday to you,
Happy Birthday dear Monty,
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Still a c*nt, still a Jew?Quote:
Originally Posted by Viva Prat Vegas
Is it your birthday?Quote:
Originally Posted by Monty92
Yes! Literally today, I kid you not.Quote:
Originally Posted by Peter
It's been a bit **** so far to be honest, but the day is young I guess.
A kind word or two from you would help....
Happy Birthday, old horse. What are you now? 30-odd?Quote:
Originally Posted by Monty92
Monty92 "Still a c*nt, still a Jew?"
Quite good
Although you are not such a cund these days
1st Prize is a night babysitting Monty's Anus
or
A night at a s****y restaurant as Monty's guest
(The guest pays)
** swan.ky restaurant
A middle class 30-year-old with two kids? Yeah right. :clap:Quote:
Originally Posted by Burney
If I'd spawned 2 kids by age 30, I wouldn't have Redgunamo on my case the whole time about how my type are to blame for the decline of western civilisation.
I'm 38.
Happy Birthday, and here is your present.Quote:
Originally Posted by Monty92
Hitler first published Mein Kampf on your birthday in 1925. :(
Talking of ant-semitic Labour party members, will you be sending the jack-booted Momentum boys round to deal with the Hoidge woman for daring to tell Our Jeremy the truth?Quote:
Originally Posted by Peter
On a different note, allow me to suggest to you that there is no better song for a hot summer's evening than Jungleland. A live version, for preference.