You should have been at my school, mate. :-( Girls might be vicious but fúck me, the violence at my school. :-(
I received the following email from my son's assistant housemaster in his first year, I paraphrase
'unfortunately Thomas was involved in an altercation with another boy in his year today in which punches were thrown. The other boy sustained minor injuries; Thomas was unhurt'
Which resulted in me yelling 'yyyyyyyyeeeeeeessssssssssssssss, he won!!!!!!' rather loudly. Mrs WES was less pleased. :-)