Tiereny still having issues with his pubic bone

To sum up...

Tiereny - issues with his dick
Saliba - Spurs hijacking our attempt to sign him next season :shrug:
Zaha - Palace want £80m with 25% going to United effectively paying Alexis’ wages next season
Martinelli - been playing kids football in Brazil
Fraser - getting bantered by Bournemouth

:shrug:

Would happily settle for Dunk and packet of discos imo

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Originally Posted by Tony C

To sum up...

Tiereny - issues with his dick
Saliba - Spurs hijacking our attempt to sign him next season :shrug:
Zaha - Palace want £80m with 25% going to United effectively paying Alexis’ wages next season
Martinelli - been playing kids football in Brazil
Fraser - getting bantered by Bournemouth

:shrug:

Would happily settle for Dunk and packet of discos imo

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So we're a month away from the start of the season.

We've lost Rambo, Welbz and Cech. Kos wants out. We've still got Mustafi who's crap. Ozil who he won't build the team around. No creativity in MF or out wide. No source of goals other that two strikers who play superbly together but there must be a reason no other team plays two up top any more.

We've got no cover at RB, despite HB being injured. If we had a RWB as cover, then we could moved AMN central and get rid of El-Nenny. Instead we have lots of DMs no goals or creativity.

We're still without a proper defence. Nacho's getting old Kola can't defend.

Yet all we've been linked with in a teenage CH who'd have to go back home for the first year, a Jock L despite that being the one position we're ok with. (No point in selling Nacho for peanuts when he can play CH and LB) and no-one with a brain will match Kola's wages.

Then there's Zaka who's always been shît.

This is like the early '80s. But without O'Leary and the young lads about to come through.

Also in those days we'd still have the money if we needed. Kronky is going to bleed the club try because he's a leech with no love of football or the club. I have more respect for arms dealers.

At least if we get relegated, it will cost Stan.

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Originally Posted by Ganpati's Goonerz--AFC's Aboriginal Fertility Cult

So we're a month away from the start of the season.

We've lost Rambo, Welbz and Cech. Kos wants out. We've still got Mustafi who's crap. Ozil who he won't build the team around. No creativity in MF or out wide. No source of goals other that two strikers who play superbly together but there must be a reason no other team plays two up top any more.

We've got no cover at RB, despite HB being injured. If we had a RWB as cover, then we could moved AMN central and get rid of El-Nenny. Instead we have lots of DMs no goals or creativity.

We're still without a proper defence. Nacho's getting old Kola can't defend.

Yet all we've been linked with in a teenage CH who'd have to go back home for the first year, a Jock L despite that being the one position we're ok with. (No point in selling Nacho for peanuts when he can play CH and LB) and no-one with a brain will match Kola's wages.

Then there's Zaka who's always been shît.

This is like the early '80s. But without O'Leary and the young lads about to come through.

Also in those days we'd still have the money if we needed. Kronky is going to bleed the club try because he's a leech with no love of football or the club. I have more respect for arms dealers.

At least if we get relegated, it will cost Stan.

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I'm all in on this relegation plan G

Likely line for this season

Leno

Mustafi
Sokratis
Monreal

Maitland
Torreira
Xhaka (c)
Kolasinac

Ozil
Iwobi

Lacazette

We’re f••ked

Any chance of the return flight from the US passing through the Bermuda Triangle?

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Originally Posted by Tony C

Likely line for this season

Leno

Mustafi
Sokratis
Monreal

Maitland
Torreira
Xhaka (c)
Kolasinac

Ozil
Iwobi

Lacazette

We’re f••ked

Any chance of the return flight from the US passing through the Bermuda Triangle?

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I will drive down to Charlotte and sort them all out T