Can anyone top this if the kid most likely to be beaten up at school category

From a friend of friend on Facebook

"My son wants a Fez – and only a Fez – for his 8th birthday. Yes, this is a genuine enquiry. Yes, I know you can get fancy-dress ones from a party shop. YES I KNOW. Remember, this is for a child who already has a range of bow-ties, a deerstalker and a pipe in his wardrobe."

The boy is called Cosmo

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Originally Posted by Luis Anaconda

From a friend of friend on Facebook

"My son wants a Fez – and only a Fez – for his 8th birthday. Yes, this is a genuine enquiry. Yes, I know you can get fancy-dress ones from a party shop. YES I KNOW. Remember, this is for a child who already has a range of bow-ties, a deerstalker and a pipe in his wardrobe."

The boy is called Cosmo

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Dear God, imagine if this were your progency. I guess that in theory you'd love it anyway, but... the disappointment. :-(

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Originally Posted by Luis Anaconda

From a friend of friend on Facebook

"My son wants a Fez – and only a Fez – for his 8th birthday. Yes, this is a genuine enquiry. Yes, I know you can get fancy-dress ones from a party shop. YES I KNOW. Remember, this is for a child who already has a range of bow-ties, a deerstalker and a pipe in his wardrobe."

The boy is called Cosmo

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Wait, here is some amazing modern parenting from Facebook.

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Originally Posted by Luis Anaconda

From a friend of friend on Facebook

"My son wants a Fez – and only a Fez – for his 8th birthday. Yes, this is a genuine enquiry. Yes, I know you can get fancy-dress ones from a party shop. YES I KNOW. Remember, this is for a child who already has a range of bow-ties, a deerstalker and a pipe in his wardrobe."

The boy is called Cosmo

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I'm imagining something along these lines...

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Originally Posted by Sir C

Wait, here is some amazing modern parenting from Facebook.

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Children is not rocket science; anybody can do it. People just need to stop looking for excuses.

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Originally Posted by Burney

I'm imagining something along these lines...

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That's the one. He turned out well

"James is now Lauren after a sex reassignment operation. I actually think she still seems confused and delirious. In fact the whole family are living in a world of fantasy, delirious, disfunctional and delusion."

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Originally Posted by Sir C

Dear God, imagine if this were your progency. I guess that in theory you'd love it anyway, but... the disappointment. :-(

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You'd be happy your son had a deerstalker,pipe and bow ties though

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Originally Posted by Sir C

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There are some wonderful quotes like that on the Highgate Mums Twitter feed. Would be more amusing if my sister wasn't one of them

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Originally Posted by Luis Anaconda

From a friend of friend on Facebook

"My son wants a Fez – and only a Fez – for his 8th birthday. Yes, this is a genuine enquiry. Yes, I know you can get fancy-dress ones from a party shop. YES I KNOW. Remember, this is for a child who already has a range of bow-ties, a deerstalker and a pipe in his wardrobe."

The boy is called Cosmo

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My father-in-law has ensured that my daughter won't have the stupidest name in the family - he's calling his kid "Dominion".

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Originally Posted by Monty92

My father-in-law has ensured that my daughter won't have the stupidest name in the family - he's calling his kid "Dominion".

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Isn't yours called Anus??